fifteen: not master material

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

[dictated; with an almost official air]

Okay, so I'm conscientiously objecting from this whole battling thing. Not only is it probably immoral and entirely unsatisfying but it also promotes a message of violence which is frankly just not cool, kids.

I would add that this has NOTHING at ALL to do with the fact that mine is a confused duck that walks in circles.

That said, I'm contemplating a roadtrip, but... on a train instead of on an actual road 'cause I've had bad experiences in that department, 'let us never speak of it again' type experiences and could I possibly move any more swiftly on-- YAY TRAINS?

Everybody likes trains, right?

Comments

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

I raise my hand and say 'aye' to that one. Luckily, I have a stomach of iron so I fear not.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

What about your little duck friend? Think he can handle it, or you gonna put him in his little ball thing to be safe?

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Crap, I forgot about that. Hm. [insert brief consideration here]

I think it'll be the ball for him. He'd only get all disoriented and capsize the snack cart if I gave him free rein.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Wow. [laughs] That poor thing.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Yeah... but at least he has me to take care of and occasionally mock him?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

[chuckles at that] How lucky for him.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

[dryly, because even he can't say this without some level of irony]

Truly I am a prime catch.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

[not gonna go there, not gonna go there]

I thought it was the Pokemon we're supposed to catch.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

[lololol]

I... think that to define the whole complex system in such simple terms is to do our weird little animal friends an injustice.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

I don't think mine's an animal but I think I see what you're getting at.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Okay, our weird little animal/vegetable friends then. And really? You do?

...Because I thought I was just BSing, but sure.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Sometimes even your BS can make sense.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Amazing.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

It's a monumental day for all of us.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Agreed. There should be a plaque.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Don't get a swelled head or anything.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Please, humble is my middle name, Cordy! [yeah, right]

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Even my pokemon doesn't believe that.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Your pokemon is a very shrewd pokemon. That's not my middle name. But I can humble with the best of 'em.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you can.