fifteen: not master material

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

[dictated; with an almost official air]

Okay, so I'm conscientiously objecting from this whole battling thing. Not only is it probably immoral and entirely unsatisfying but it also promotes a message of violence which is frankly just not cool, kids.

I would add that this has NOTHING at ALL to do with the fact that mine is a confused duck that walks in circles.

That said, I'm contemplating a roadtrip, but... on a train instead of on an actual road 'cause I've had bad experiences in that department, 'let us never speak of it again' type experiences and could I possibly move any more swiftly on-- YAY TRAINS?

Everybody likes trains, right?

Comments

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

They have a very strong sexual connotation associated with them as well.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

[hahaha oh dear. He's amused, extremely]

That... is an aspect which did not spring immediately to MY mind, but is still entirely valid. Though I think the sexiness of said train really depends on who's on it with you...

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

Well clearly despite having this small bird that is very cute and requires a lot of my attention it hasn't taken away my interest in you and your sex appeal. I hope I am the one your referring to as well.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Of course you're the one I'm referring to, Ahn! You're the cutest of the Scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm yet supple tight embrace! [well it had to be done]

Also it does wonders for my self-esteem to know that I'm not being usurped by a small bird thing.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Mine's some sort of plant thing.

I'm all for a train trip!

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

A plant thing, huh? Is it a formidable plant thing? Not that I'm insecure or anything. [eheh... heh. Right.]

Well great! I should point out that I don't actually know where we're going yet, but...

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

It seems pretty harmless to me.

The journey is half the fun, or something.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Phew.

Also, I have heard that. Except possibly when there's travel sickness. Then the journey is just icky.

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

Trains are good.

At least yours doesn't sing at people, then maul them with a marker pen when they fall asleep.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

I'm a fan. So you up for some rail-ridin' action? Cordelia's already down as a definite, Anya too!

...that sounds extremely disturbing but not without comic merit. Are you currently sporting a Shakesperean-style goatee by any chance, Lorne?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

Of course, Muffinchops, I'd love to! Better than the fighting thing, anyway.

Nope, it won't write on me, mostly because I can't hear it sing to fall asleep. I think it's got some kind of hypnotic effect or something.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

['Muffinchops' ahaha no comment but very amusing]

Excellent. So so far it's me, you, Anya, Cordelia and Fred. I believe that constitutes a party.

And oooooh, of course!! Right. Well I guess that's an incidental upside to the whole annoying loss situation?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

I like trains.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Excellent! This is... Fred, right? I talked to you when I was on that awful rhyming loss I think. You didn't make fun of me! Ergo, you're cool! Do you want to come on this trip?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

That's right. Fred.

And I'm not about to make fun of you for something that isn't your fault. Where's that going to leave me when it's my turn?

And if that trip involves figuring out more about this place?

I'm in.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Well considering you were one of possibly only two people who did not find the whole thing apocalyptically hilarious, that still makes you a very good person. [invisible nodnod]

Great! I'm thinking it probably will involve that, amongst other things like hot dogs and souvenir buying.

[i-findthem.livejournal.com]

Mine blows bubbles!

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

That's awesome! [that's genuine enthusiasm right there]

...actually wait, is that all the time, or on command?

[i-findthem.livejournal.com]

Both, really. I don't want Matt Jr. to do anything he doesn't want to.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. I was just thinking that incessant bubble blowing in a confined space could get kinda annoying, but he sounds cool.

Nice name too. I haven't given mine a name yet.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Hm. A bit of a trip might be nice.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Go on, you know you want to.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[quiet chuckle] Think it might just be exactly what the Doctor ordered.

[seasonofsamurai.livejournal.com]

I just thought taking part of this charade's childish. I played this game when I was a kid.

But competition seems to be in these Pokemon's blood. Battling, showing each other up, it might as well be instinct for them. I can relate.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess that's true. It's just that my Pokemon is verging on pathetic and I could frankly do without the embarrassment.