eight: lorne gave her ideas...

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

Oh, somebody shoot me.

Seriously, you people act like you've never seen a goddamn vampire before.

Incidentally, I'm selling panty-unbunchers and cigarette lighters for a dollar each.

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because why not this is a valid OTP

[sexypartytime.livejournal.com]

Amen sister. Vampires are hardly a novelty, are they?

I mean I've been wishing someone would expose Madonna to sunlight for years.

and I am not going to disagree with myself

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

Huh. Pale, never dies, doesn't seem to age that much (bitch).

...Maybe you're right.

probably best

[sexypartytime.livejournal.com]

Well of course I'm right!

Besides, only a creature of evil would wear a leotard without a sense of irony.

for sanity purposes anyway

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

Although... didn't she film that one video in a church? You'd think all the religious iconography would be a no-no, right?

nope still not old yet

[sexypartytime.livejournal.com]

Aaaah yes, fair play. 'Like a Prayer', I believe that was.

OH! Oh I've got it! All CGI, I bet you anything. Right down to the last coffin.

i should hope not

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

Well maybe not the last coffin-- they probably rolled her away in that one.

well

[sexypartytime.livejournal.com]

Ohohoho yes, like a great big dirty earth-filled cigar of death, HAH!

Stewie Griffin by the way, I like the way you think.

i would call this a success

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

The feeling is mutual, Stewie.

I'm Lilah. Lilah Morgan, but most people call me 'that evil bitch'.