Mask 063 - Justified Bouncing

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[DeathMatch Crew]

Yo yo! Look onto me, mine proud legion of beer serving and ass kicking comrades!

We've got ourselves a new member to our staff. His name is Apollo. Apollo Justice. He's going to be hooking up and teaming with our bouncers from here on out. He's also shacking up in the back room of the bar now. Basically, the DeathMatch is now his home away from home.

This means that anyone that's hungover or anyone that's trying to shag the hell out of each other will have to use the fight pit. There's some cushions you can throw down in there and shit. Or not, if you're not into padding.

So everyone, please give our new employee a big, friendly welcome.

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[trialinsession.livejournal.com]

[H-he... he has no words. He gets the scary feeling Travis is always this awkward.]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[Always. Pretty much. Ain't it awesome?]

[trialinsession.livejournal.com]

Um...

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I think you forgot to mention the part where I'm not a bouncer-bouncer. And what happened to 'Delta Force Bouncer'? [So gone.]

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

...I'm getting to that. See, now the guy heading up our bouncers is going to chat it up with me. I'm breaking the news right now that, in a manner of speaking, you're my personal bouncer. A bouncer ninja.

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[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

So I get to boss him around then?

I also hired on three other bouncers earlier. Was going to say something but I didn't get around to it. Shayera Hol, Jun, and Sam Uley. Jun can't work yet, so I guess it's good you got the new guy.

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

He's under your staff alright, but he reports directly to me. So in a way, we both get to boss him around.

Nice work. I should fish around and grab a few more tenders. We're running out of hands to give out the beer.

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[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

Reports to you?

We only have Fran and Spike at the bar, right? Well then get some more. We're going to make a schedule for all the new staff though so we don't end up with everyone trying to work at the same time.

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

He's a special forces kind of bouncer. Totally unconventional. I'm seriously fucking up the battle field now.

Yeah, pretty much. I'm gonna find me a few more, then work out a schedule. We got two sides to this bitch, so two tenders and two-four bouncers a night oughta make sense.

[notcaged.livejournal.com]

Very well.

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Great.

Also, Fran, I could use some help. I need to fish out a few more bartenders.

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[notcaged.livejournal.com]

Mm. And you wish for me to find more.

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. I'd just like help doing it. You know, a team effort. You and me.

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[mousehearted.livejournal.com]

Welcome, Apollo. I hope you enjoy your stay... Although it might be a bit too noisy to sleep.

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[trialinsession.livejournal.com]

[o hay... this guy seems normal...]

Hi. Thanks. I'm hoping if the current padding doesn't work, I can add some enforced soundproofing.

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[mousehearted.livejournal.com]

[So normal that it's kind of amazing that he's made it this far without permanent damage. =Db]

Or we could warn you when a bigger fight is on the way. That's where I usually duck when it gets rowdy. Not that it does much [so gone]

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[trialinsession.livejournal.com]

[He and Apollo will probably get along just fine. :Db Being... you know... mostly normal people surrounded by weirdos.]

... Do they really get that bad?

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

I dunno man. I crashed in there a few times with bitch ass hangovers, and not a sound made it in. I was amazed...and kind of scared.

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[mousehearted.livejournal.com]

You're Travis-san, Travis. No offense, but I think the noise helps you sleep.

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[seeyoucowboy.livejournal.com]

Nice name.

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[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

I think it's a stage name or something. Lawyers have those, right?

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[trialinsession.livejournal.com]

Uh... no. No, they don't.

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[seeyoucowboy.livejournal.com]

A lawyer, huh? I thought those went extinct.

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[trialinsession.livejournal.com]

I like to think so. [It makes the puns that much easier, at least. Annnd since he's spoken Takeru, figured out Fran and been pointed toward Ryoki, he might as well get this other guy's name too.]

And you are...?

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[seeyoucowboy.livejournal.com]

Spike. Spike Spiegel.

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[notcaged.livejournal.com]

[good thing too, because this dismissive creature tends to ignore new employees for the first bit. learn the ropes, lawyer D< ]