Always comes in threes.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

It is almost touching that, six thousand years down the line, you people still can't resist eating obviously dubious fruit.

Regardless, I'm not to blame for this one. Just putting that out there, because unlike you lot, I do learn from the past. Not getting the finger-pointing this time, thank you very much.

Comments

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

It wasn't obviously dubious, it was obviously a free banana.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

It was delicious looking fruit just sitting there. It screamed 'something is going on here'.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you're paranoid.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

I'm not paranoid. I just know dubious fruit when I see it.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Still think you're paranoid. But maybe it's just an old man thing.

[frostmourned.livejournal.com]

Not everyone here has had the advantage of living for six-thousand years.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I'd imagine most people would have been told not to eat strange fruit.

[frostmourned.livejournal.com]

Humans are stupid, what can we say?

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Not stupid, just... curious. Very, very curious.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

But they fuzz...

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

They do, Del, they do. Talking rodent this time, though. The talking snake is not to blame.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[A snicker]

Can't stop people. Maybe they should have a taste~

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[Gives a hissing chuckle]

That's what I said last time, and remember what happened?

[perfectlikeme.livejournal.com]

...People were actually dumb enough to take it?

I should stop being so suprised...

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Apparently so. You know people, if it looks like they shouldn't do something, they want to do it more.

[perfectlikeme.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking people were supposed to grow out of that habit. [nevermind the fact she's a jewel theif, there's a difference between greedy and stupid]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Nope. People are always creatures of habit. You put a big neon sign saying 'don't touch this' up, and they'd going to touch it.

[asangelsfly.livejournal.com]

...You would think they would learn.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

You really would, wouldn't you? What is it with people and fruit?

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Hey. Who am I to pass up free fruit? It's free.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it turned out to be drugged by a power-hungry rodent.

((OOC: Deadpool!! <333333))

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Good thing drugs don't work with me then, huh?


((Y HELLO THAR 8D ♥<))

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

That's helpful, then. It seemed to catch a few of the residents out.

((Fourth wall? What fourth wall? That pile of rubble over there? XD))

[thefierceness.livejournal.com]

[simply stares in silence at the journal entry, suddenly feeling really dumb; she ate some of that fruit! and revealed secrets! don't blame her though, she was hungry...]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[He'd tease her a little then make her feel MUCH better afterwards, dislikes the mouse for messing with his lady]