http://prettiernaked.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2007-03-22 06:25 pm
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I; der erste

(dictacted) ... Well this castle certainly isn't father's castle. Even I'll admit the old man isn't compensating for this much. That can only mean one thing. 

.....! A notebook? Must be a guest registry or something. Kind of tacky.

(transcribed 'ahem' )
Where may I find the lovely princess of this castle? I am Prince Ludwig, here with my -- Wilhelm? -- ...Here to take you back to my kingdom.

Wait a moment. Something's not right. ..... Are there NO WOMEN here?! Not a D or a C.....not even an A for god's sakes. I.... I think I'm going to be sick.



WILHELM. This isn't funny.

[identity profile] fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know that. Your just seems to be very .... special.

... uh huh. Then let me tell you, it's failing. A really big number of the people who replied to this entry are female. [She switches to dictating.] This help? I'm a girl, like, well, a whole lot of people who commented on this. [She switches back to writing.] Well .. except for Ravi. [She snorts.]

.... did you know you lose something precious when you come to Paradisa, princess?

[A pause.] Aw. Why? It suits you~

[identity profile] fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, it isn't.

[Snicker.] Well, yeah, most people would.

Yep. I lost my left eye. People lose memories, limbs, abilities... er, like yours, I guess.


... but I like calling you princess~ And that's true, I don't even know you. Maybe if you told me your name I'd have something else to call you, huh?

[identity profile] fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That a threat~?


Yeah. ..... uh. Since I wouldn't have any use for a broken boob detector anyway, no thanks.


Well fine then. Lui it is. I'm Tatsuki, by the way.

[identity profile] fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

Oh, well in that case, still no~ The castle isn't very obliging.

You're, uh, welcome... Lui. Maybe you're not SO bad. [Crossed out thoroughly.]

[identity profile] fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Transcribed laughter.]