I; der erste

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

(dictacted) ... Well this castle certainly isn't father's castle. Even I'll admit the old man isn't compensating for this much. That can only mean one thing. 

.....! A notebook? Must be a guest registry or something. Kind of tacky.

(transcribed 'ahem' )
Where may I find the lovely princess of this castle? I am Prince Ludwig, here with my -- Wilhelm? -- ...Here to take you back to my kingdom.

Wait a moment. Something's not right. ..... Are there NO WOMEN here?! Not a D or a C.....not even an A for god's sakes. I.... I think I'm going to be sick.



WILHELM. This isn't funny.

Comments

[weaponology.livejournal.com]

Of course there are women here.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[sorry. *failed* XD]

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Huh? Misa is a woman!

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[presentness.livejournal.com]

What in the world are you going on about?

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[ino]

There are plenty of women here~ ♥

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[willbesixth.livejournal.com]

Most of the women here are ugly, they might as well be men.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[wonderwee.livejournal.com]

[scribbles mimicing the fancy handwriting]

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[bookmansjunior.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about? There's lots of women around here.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[sleevesofsnow.livejournal.com]

...I think there are a lot of women here. I think you'd know if they'd just dictate their responses.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[transcribed exasperated sigh]

[bonnieboombum.livejournal.com]

There are quite a few women here.

[ooc; Jiyu's size is like ... I have no fauckin' clue. EVERYONE IN HER SERIES OBSESS OVER HER BIG BEWBZ. 8D]

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[transcribed sigh of exaggerated fatigue]


[ooc: HE'D LOVE HER THEN. 8D *shot*

and I failed html D:]

[fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com]

.... what are you, like a male Chizuru? THERE ARE ENOUGH CHIZURUS IN THE WORLD THANK YOU.

You some sort of royal brat or something?

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[smiling-dark.livejournal.com]

I think enough people have told you by now, but there are plenty of women.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[takunimon.livejournal.com]

Wow, there are more girls writing for your journal than I've actually seen! Thought maybe girls here were...extinct.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[equivocedly.livejournal.com]

[ooc; SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOUR LUI. ♥ MAKES ME WANT TO PICK UP WILHELM. ;-;]

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

[ooc: ;-;! THANK YOU ♥ *SENDS CONVINCING WAVES YOUR WAY* 8D]

[crassius-curio.livejournal.com]

The women here are uninterested in showing off their silkly smooth skin for us. I wish you good luck in that department.

[prettiernaked.livejournal.com]

(stricken out)