Mask 021 - Please Stand By

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[A moment of content whistling. It's the kind of whistling you can expect from someone when they're reliving fond memories. All of a sudden, it stops. And then there is a short scream. And then a long scream. And then a chair kicked into a wall. The following is all dictated loudly and violently]

ALRIGHT, NOT COOL!

So you go ahead and give these other dipshits and assholes clean cuts for their memories, making sure everything at least seems alright, and what the HELL do you do for me?! "We are experiencing technical difficulties"?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

SCREW YOU, PARADISA! That was my best memory. I had to work for the night of hot sex. I HAD TO WORK HARD! I committed it to memory so that I could remember every last, little, motion...And believe me, there was a LOT of motion...

I think.

BUT I CAN'T BE SURE THANKS TO YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY SEX MEMORY, YOU STUPID CASTLE! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!

[ooc: Guess who just, randomly, found out his cost.]

Comments

[so-many-needs.livejournal.com]

More than I needed to know.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Man, this is total BULLSHIT!

[ebbs.livejournal.com]

... [very red right now, omg]

I'm sorry?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

It was...[Crying now] so beautiful...and now it's gone...

[ino]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...Was that your only memory of having sex?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

YES! [So furiously scratched out] FUCK NO! But hell, it was so the best!

[tasteofiron.livejournal.com]

Ew.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

OH LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!

[khaji-da.livejournal.com]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[sofaultless.livejournal.com]

[giggling]

I am having a terrible day. Know that your pain has been some comfort to me, Travis.

[resume giggling]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm fucking flattered. Least I can be happy that your day is shit right now. Thanks for that.

[notcaged.livejournal.com]

... [this would be Fran thinking her boss is a bit of a moron, but she's faintly amused]

And they say this place takes what is most precious?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Damn right it does. Fuck...I can't even remember if it was good, Fran. What kind of torture is this!?

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

...

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

...Aw shit

Luke, have you had...uh...the talk yet?

1/2

[quibbler-loon.livejournal.com]

[quibbler-loon.livejournal.com]

[dictated very seriously]

I'm very sorry for your loss.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

It's alright. I think I'm coping now. I'll just make a new one. An even better one. A memory so awesome, it makes the other memory kill itself.

PRUDE ALERT.

[materdei.livejournal.com]

Disgusting.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Fuckin right this place is.

[oncecursed.livejournal.com]

[o hay broken brain]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[Sexy look time is nao.]

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

TMI.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Yah, not. It'd be TMI if I could remember the FUCKING dream!

[goesfortheneck.livejournal.com]

...Let me get this straight. The castle took your memory of... getting laid?

...

That better have been some fucking damn good sex or I'm calling cheat.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

[Ffff, damn unruly employees]

Not even took. It's just...it's there, the beginning. And then just before the first fucking touch...it goes to this bullshit "Technical difficulties" crap.

Well, obviously it was. It had to be. I wouldn't be this pissed otherwise.