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[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Okay, so here's the thing: I don't know where I am. I still need protection. And it seems as if at least several of you have weapons.

So I am looking to hire two bodyguards. ONLY TWO. But you have to prove yourself worthy to me! Got that?!

I don't want any pervy guys, dirty guys, old guys, ugly guys, hairy guys, bald guys...you get the idea.

Let me know if you're up for it.

P.S. You have to be a guy. Sorry, girls, I don't go that way.

Comments

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

Um, why do you need bodyguards?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

I am a beautiful, young, innocent girl in a strange place! I lost my other ones or they ran off, not to mention that I was on a dangerous mission before--who knows who's out to get me?!

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

A dangerous mission?

So whats with all the qualifications?

[bookmansjunior.livejournal.com]

Really?

[guidance.livejournal.com]

Girls can fight, too, you know.

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I need someone strong, manly, and reliable. It wouldn't hurt if they were good-looking either

1/2

[guidance.livejournal.com]

. . .

[guidance.livejournal.com]

Let me know when you find some; I'd love to take a look.

[vorpaldance.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you picky?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

I have to be picky!! I can't place my life in the hands of just anybody, ya know.

[vorpaldance.livejournal.com]

Your life's not in danger here. Get over it.

[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

But what if the person is good looking, capable of fighting, but is kinda dead?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

...Kinda dead how...?

[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

Well...

Dead but not dead?

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Ah ha, you'd better watch out. There are a lot of dirty boys here~

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Eww, I hate people who don't bathe!!

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Yup! Pretty gross, huh?

[roji-ronin.livejournal.com]

I could volunteer, but, ah... what would you define as "old"?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Umm...anyone over thirty I guess?

Or just looks old.

[roji-ronin.livejournal.com]

Hahah, well, I certainly don't look old. If you're looking for someone skilled and has had plenty of battle experience, then I'm your guy.

[ringmydoorbelle.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't you want a girl bodyguard?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Because, I need someone to protect me from all the dirty pervs out there.

[smiling-dark.livejournal.com]

Body guard? People are trying to kill you?

Hmmm~ Killing would be assassins could give me something to do, and would be fun. {scribbled out completely}

I'm pretty sure I fit the description of what you're looking for.

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Oh really? {scribbled heart} That's wonderful!

Can I see you test out your skills first, though~?

[smiling-dark.livejournal.com]

Of course~ It's only fair I prove I can actually serve as a bodyguard.