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[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Okay, so here's the thing: I don't know where I am. I still need protection. And it seems as if at least several of you have weapons.

So I am looking to hire two bodyguards. ONLY TWO. But you have to prove yourself worthy to me! Got that?!

I don't want any pervy guys, dirty guys, old guys, ugly guys, hairy guys, bald guys...you get the idea.

Let me know if you're up for it.

P.S. You have to be a guy. Sorry, girls, I don't go that way.

Comments

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

Um, why do you need bodyguards?

[guidance.livejournal.com]

Girls can fight, too, you know.

[vorpaldance.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you picky?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

I am a beautiful, young, innocent girl in a strange place! I lost my other ones or they ran off, not to mention that I was on a dangerous mission before--who knows who's out to get me?!

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I need someone strong, manly, and reliable. It wouldn't hurt if they were good-looking either

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

I have to be picky!! I can't place my life in the hands of just anybody, ya know.

[vorpaldance.livejournal.com]

Your life's not in danger here. Get over it.

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[guidance.livejournal.com]

. . .

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

A dangerous mission?

So whats with all the qualifications?

[guidance.livejournal.com]

Let me know when you find some; I'd love to take a look.

[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

But what if the person is good looking, capable of fighting, but is kinda dead?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

YES IT IS. How would you know anyways?! You don't know me!! You're probably one of those evil, pervy guys that are always trying to grope young girls!!

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

I will. {angry face}

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Based on past experiences, I know what I need.

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

...Kinda dead how...?

[vorpaldance.livejournal.com]

Pervy -- I'm a regular 15-year-old boy!

[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

Well...

Dead but not dead?

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Look at that--15 and already corrupted!

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

So...you're a zombie?!

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[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

Wha--

[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

Not me!

Some other people said they were dead but good looking.

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

Right.

Well, not sure I could do it full time, but I could always help if you really need it.

[vorpaldance.livejournal.com]

You are stupid. I'm not corrupted, I was merely commenting on your idiocy. And the fact that if you're going to be so rude about it, you may end up dead without bodyguards.

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

I'm far from stupid, and you should learn to respect your elders, little boy!!

Plenty of other people would be willing to guard this hott damsel in distress. {scribbled heart}

[hiphopsunflower.livejournal.com]

Thanks!