http://xmercwithamouth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] xmercwithamouth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2007-03-12 08:05 pm
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I HAVE KNEECAPS

KNEECAPS, BITCHES KNEECAPS!!

NOW I LOOK LIKE A RETARDED KID IN A WHEELCHAIR

BUT I STILL HAVE KNEECAPS
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[identity profile] ringmydoorbelle.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Excuse me?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
It was much more interesting when you got your penis back.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm, but it would be TERRIBLY interesting, wouldnt it?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know anything about you other than, you regenerate, you write in a pen that's really hard to read, and you write in all caps. How would I know if you're interesting or not? I don't think I've ever even caught your name.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana Lang.

And some people think so but I think that's a little subjective.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Um..no. I'm not fat. I'm very thin.

Puddin skin?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure why it's a relief. But I'd ask one of my friends (Dilan, Zexion, Otogi, Touya) if I'm hot. It's not really a question I can answer.

What are you talking about?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, something tells me if I was about as attractive as a boulder you wouldn't want to do that. And something tells me that you're not getting very far with me on that 'banging' argument.

What the hell are you talking about? What's pudding skin?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm truly not convinced, Wade. I'm sorry.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That could be partially because you don't explain yourself, you know.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Because a man with no fully formed legs has SO much better to do, right?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
A man like you has a true love? I thought you were just talking about banging me.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes you have a true love? How does that work?

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's quite possibly the first time I've been called a bitch.

[identity profile] percipience.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations.
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