paradisalost | (no subject)

[Sound of a heavy door being opened]

Hey Henry~

[a sort of dopey grin]

You weren't kidding, this is amazing.

Yeah well, I walked out into the hallway yesterday and thought I had died and gone to heaven or something.

[the grin is momentarily wiped from his face]

Yeah, our floor...not so much.

[the smile returns, only slightly smaller]

This is great though, nouveau is my favorite.

Yeah? What's wrong with your floor?

What the fuck is nouveau?

It's... [he shrugs]

Landscapes, but they're kinda dark. Messed up. I--

[a pause]

This is~ [he sweeps a hand around at the art on the floor] The style is called "art nouveau."

[A pause]

That hand sweep was really freaking gay, Henry. Do it again.

[Henry's mouth screws up in a little fake-indignant pout and he punches Star in the arm...but not very hard]

[and he snorts with laughter~]

You punch like a girl too.

[he punches him in the shoulder, a little harder--still not very hard, but enough to show that he's holding back]

[still, he has trouble stifling the laugh that escapes]

Asshole.

[He laughs and arches a brow at Henry, before smacking him on the butt.]

Better to be an asshole than a house wife~

Hey--

[Henry jumps a little, then turns and wraps an arm around Star's shoulder, pulling the other man into a loose headlock]

[still trying not to laugh]

You're asking for it, you know that don't you?

[Star really wasn't expecting Henry to retaliate at all, so when he pulls him into the loose headlock he gives him a pouty face.]

I wouldn't have to tease you if you weren't such a girl~

[Henry laughs, despite himself; he pulls his arm tighter and brings the other hand up to Star's hair]

You asked for it~

[and Star's getting a noogie LOL]

Augh, hey!

[And Star's hair sticks up like ALL OVER THE PLACE because it's special like that.]

If you're going to be like that then-!

[And Star tries to put a cold hand up the back of Henry's shirt!!]

[a snicker at Star's hair turns into a yelp, and Henry lets go of Star's head to try to squirm out of reach of the COLD HAND]

[Star's really not letting him get away so easily~ Now that he's free he pokes Henry in the ribs.]

[and Henry, being extremely ticklish (I'm srs look at his old entries), yelps again and swats at Star's hands, simultaneously trying to squirm away again and sort of failing at everything all at once]

[....Pause for surprise, and then loud laughter, before Star POUNCES on Henry for tickles. >:3 ]

Haha, you squeal like a girl!

STAR!

[and yes, he kinda does squeal like a girl]

[and the tickling pretty much shuts down his ability to be useful of any sort, so before long he's collapsing on the floor]

[lol. 8) With Henry on the floor, Star moves to straddle him while tickling his ribs.]

[Henry tries to shield himself or swat Star's hands away but he's laughing so hard he's damn near crying, and in between gasps for air he's trying to speak]

STA-STAR...STOP!

GET...GET OFF!

[Star pauses and tilts his head at Henry, while arching a brow]

Jesus, Henry. I'm just tickling you, not anally raping you without lube.

[thankfully the pause allows Henry to catch his breath, and for a moment he just lays there staring up at Star, mimicking Star's facial expression]

That was...graphic.

Are you kidding me? That wasn't graphic. If you want me to get graphic though...

[GRIN]

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