14th Experiment - Coffee

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

[Slurping]

For a bunch of scientific impossibilities that have been disproved about...twenty five times by very intelligent minds (twenty four of which were by yours truly), they don't actually make a bad cup of coffee.

Although, that's not saying much. It would take a real idiot to get straight black coffee wrong.

Comments

[formydreams.livejournal.com]

The ghosts are very efficient in everything that they do, hm?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Ghosts. Ha.

Whatever they are, they're only OK at a few select things. Coffee brewing just happens to be one of them.

[formydreams.livejournal.com]

You have another name to call them?

I try my best not to rely on them too much, they do so much work around the castle...I feel awful about putting more tasks upon their heads.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Well...no. I mean, no, not yet.

...They're servants. They're meant to bring food, drink, pamper us and do whatever we tell them too. Personally, I don't think they're doing enough.

[thepreluding.livejournal.com]

You really think this is all some sort of illusion?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

It's a distinct theory. But I doubt it. The ...ghosts, however, are definitely not ghosts. I...

Just don't know what yet.

[thepreluding.livejournal.com]

They're ghosts, alright.

How long have you been here?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Of course they are. For people who will take the easiest route to a conclusion.

For...about a month now. Maybe a month and a half.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

It's magic~

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Merlin...shut up. We've had this conversation before.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

... We have? And why are you calling me Merlin?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Yes. When you were older and less annoying. Well, you were still annoying, but not nearly as much.

And because that's what I call you.

[thepreluding.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

He doesn't believe me.

[thepreluding.livejournal.com]

He's no fun.

[apathological.livejournal.com]

Haven't made much progress, have you.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Quite the opposite, actually. In fact, this is celebratory coffee on getting the furthest yet.

[apathological.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Good. I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea now.

[captainellipsis.livejournal.com]

You just disproved something that is obviously real 24 times? Don't you sound intelligent.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Oh look. Someone can't read.

I disproved the existence of ghosts twenty four individual times. There was one other person before me...Who was clinically insane and wore tinfoil on his head.

The fact of the matter is, whatever those things are, they are definitely not ghosts.

[purple-bo.livejournal.com]

And now you know why this place isn't half bad. [transcribed slurp of his own coffee]

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Well...I wouldn't give it that much credit. Just because it does well in the coffee department doesn't change how poorly it has done everywhere else.

[purple-bo.livejournal.com]

And the unlimited supplies and several intelligent minds to work with are not good how?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Unlimited supples lulls one into a false sense of security, and most of the other intelligent minds aren't intelligent enough.