14th Experiment - Coffee

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

[Slurping]

For a bunch of scientific impossibilities that have been disproved about...twenty five times by very intelligent minds (twenty four of which were by yours truly), they don't actually make a bad cup of coffee.

Although, that's not saying much. It would take a real idiot to get straight black coffee wrong.

Comments

[formydreams.livejournal.com]

The ghosts are very efficient in everything that they do, hm?

[thepreluding.livejournal.com]

You really think this is all some sort of illusion?

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

It's magic~

[apathological.livejournal.com]

Haven't made much progress, have you.

[captainellipsis.livejournal.com]

You just disproved something that is obviously real 24 times? Don't you sound intelligent.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Ghosts. Ha.

Whatever they are, they're only OK at a few select things. Coffee brewing just happens to be one of them.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

It's a distinct theory. But I doubt it. The ...ghosts, however, are definitely not ghosts. I...

Just don't know what yet.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Merlin...shut up. We've had this conversation before.

[formydreams.livejournal.com]

You have another name to call them?

I try my best not to rely on them too much, they do so much work around the castle...I feel awful about putting more tasks upon their heads.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

... We have? And why are you calling me Merlin?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Quite the opposite, actually. In fact, this is celebratory coffee on getting the furthest yet.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Oh look. Someone can't read.

I disproved the existence of ghosts twenty four individual times. There was one other person before me...Who was clinically insane and wore tinfoil on his head.

The fact of the matter is, whatever those things are, they are definitely not ghosts.

[apathological.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

[thepreluding.livejournal.com]

They're ghosts, alright.

How long have you been here?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Well...no. I mean, no, not yet.

...They're servants. They're meant to bring food, drink, pamper us and do whatever we tell them too. Personally, I don't think they're doing enough.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Of course they are. For people who will take the easiest route to a conclusion.

For...about a month now. Maybe a month and a half.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Yes. When you were older and less annoying. Well, you were still annoying, but not nearly as much.

And because that's what I call you.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

Good. I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea now.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

How do you expect me to remember that??

Why?

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

I don't. It doesn't change the fact that it happened. And now that you know, you'll be able to remember it for future reference.

Because you're a clearly insane individual who believes he has magical powers. Be happy I've left out the rampant gender confusion.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

... Okay..

I do have magic! ... gender confusion?

[formydreams.livejournal.com]

They certainly are something, I have never seen anything like them.

I know...I believe it is more do to the fact I am not used to such treatment.

You believe so? Forgive me, but I must disagree.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

I have. Heard about them at least. Just silly little fables and campfire stories meant to scare you to the point of hyperventilating and going into shock, where you have to be airlifted to the nearest hospital while all the other kids are laughing at you and enjoying your suffering.

Yes, yes. You're entitled to your opinion and views, no matter how incredible wrong and senseless they may be.

[hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you do, Merlin. And pigs fly...and ice cream really is one of the four main food groups.

And yes, gender confusion. Witches are females, wizards are male. But you seem perfectly intent on calling yourself a witch.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

... What?

Guys are witches, too!