014 - Dictated...no. Sung

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Recorded sound of an acoustic guitar being tuned, and then a note being struck loudly.]

Well, I thought I oughta play nice and sing a song for the fine residents of this shit hole. Cause I'm just a bowl full of fucking love, ya know?

And a special shout-out to that whoring lil bitch, Miss Hellsing. This ones for you, bitch.

OOOOOOOOOOH

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiananmen Square.
Oh yeah, motherfucker,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. Yeah, Yeah!

You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You motherfucker.
You motherfucker.

Bitch is a whore
And then she lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah motherfucker,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. Yeah, Yeah!

You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You motherfucker.
You motherfucker.

I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

[ooc: The following is brought to you due to a binge on all things Tenacious D. Behind the cut because it's a rather vulgar tune.]

Comments

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you.

Yup, I remember ya, Forcystus. And that's great fuckin news. Where you at?

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

In this place, busy tends to be a good thing. But fuck, thanks. Did you manage to get everything in that I requested?

Forcystus.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Well, I know a good lil bitch to test it on. I'm sure she'd make a great fuckin show.

[sintegral.livejournal.com]

How mature.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

You know you loved it.

[sintegral.livejournal.com]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[justasword.livejournal.com]

[OOC; I LOVE THAT SONG. xD -has it on iTunes-]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I KNOW! It's friggen hilarious. I love Jack Black.]

[xbirdofhermesx.livejournal.com]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't be glum, pooch. I'll fucking dedicate the next one to you.

[xbirdofhermesx.livejournal.com]

Oh that would be ever so delightful.

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

[just laughs]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

It came from my fucking heart.

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can tell.