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[Dictated]

Man the sails!

Hard starboard!

We're sailors, not plankton, men!

...

[an extended pause]

...I forgot where I parked my ship.

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Are you sure that you have a ship?

I most certainly do. A fine ship, who's sailed all of the seven seas. Three masts, and a sturdy crew.

...Only I've misplaced them. All.

[OOC: Rotfl, I'm sorry, I must've dressed as someone who doesn't know English.]

Sounds like an interesting tale, my friend.

I don't think you'll find your ship or your crew though.

There are no seas in Paradisa.

Have they been taken prisoner?

I'll avenge you, my crew! Your efforts to save your captain are not wasted!

I'll pillage and claim this castle and its women as my own!

Ah.

Are you sure that's the best idea?

You're saved. They're not prisoner.

The townspeople will cater to your needs if you go there.

I could use a pint.

Good man, you'll be part of my new crew when I take this castle.

What is your name and are you of honorable blood?

[a small chuckle]

Proteus, prince of Syracuse.

A prince, eh?

On the sea, we have no time for royalty.

You may call me...

YOUR CAPTAIN~

It's a pleasure to meet you...my captain.

ARR! WHAT YE BE DOIN' ORDERIN' ROUND MY CREW?

THIS BE MY CREW, MATE. Don't be mistaking that.

I think they be MY crew, boy. the great Cap'n Stork answers ta no man!

I'm the true captain here! An admiral of the seven seas!

But that matters not here. Our crews have gone missing!

Hmmm... ya have a point there.... Whar could those scallywags have gone?

Prisoners! Or slacking off with a wench at the bar.

Let us search!

We'll find those slackers and put them back to work.

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