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That's it, I've wasted enough time! Someone give me a gun.

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Guns are a stupid way to solve things.

They're the only way to solve this particular problem.

... I suppose it was too much to hope that you'd somehow fallen off the planet and vanished for good.

I suppose it was too much to hope that you'd stopped stalking me.

What is this thing you have with me stalking you, Gaston? Do you want me to?

I don't really go for that sort of thing, sorry.

Why would I WANT you to stalk me? You're always putting ideas into Belle's head!

You are the densest person I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

.......... excuse me? I am doing no such thing. Belle is more than capable of thinking for herself.

You just seem unfortunately obsessed with the idea of me stalking you. I can't imagine why. It's disturbing.

Go play Halo. It helps.

What? Stop talking nonsense.

Halo. It's fabulous. It has big guns. HUGE guns. Bazookas and stuff.

Bazookas...?

BIG guns. Make things blow up.

Reeeeeally?

Where might I find one of these bazookas?

In Halo, like I said. Halo is in the game room.

Well then, thank you for your help! When I kill the Beast, you'll be the first to see him mounted on my wall!

...yeah, see I'm not too into dead animals but it's a lovely sentiment, thanks.

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wouldn't function in your hands.

WHAT?! I'll have you know that I'm the finest huntsman for miles around! There's NOTHING I can't make function!

....

You. stood. me. up.

What are you planning on doing with that gun?

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