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That's it, I've wasted enough time! Someone give me a gun.

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Guns are a stupid way to solve things.

They're the only way to solve this particular problem.

... I suppose it was too much to hope that you'd somehow fallen off the planet and vanished for good.

Go play Halo. It helps.

I suppose it was too much to hope that you'd stopped stalking me.

What? Stop talking nonsense.

Halo. It's fabulous. It has big guns. HUGE guns. Bazookas and stuff.

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wouldn't function in your hands.

....

You. stood. me. up.

What is this thing you have with me stalking you, Gaston? Do you want me to?

I don't really go for that sort of thing, sorry.

Why would I WANT you to stalk me? You're always putting ideas into Belle's head!

Bazookas...?

WHAT?! I'll have you know that I'm the finest huntsman for miles around! There's NOTHING I can't make function!

BIG guns. Make things blow up.

Reeeeeally?

Where might I find one of these bazookas?

In Halo, like I said. Halo is in the game room.

Well then, thank you for your help! When I kill the Beast, you'll be the first to see him mounted on my wall!

...yeah, see I'm not too into dead animals but it's a lovely sentiment, thanks.

You are the densest person I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

.......... excuse me? I am doing no such thing. Belle is more than capable of thinking for herself.

You just seem unfortunately obsessed with the idea of me stalking you. I can't imagine why. It's disturbing.

What are you planning on doing with that gun?

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