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[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

[ Written very, very angrily. Pen quite harshly pressed into the page. ]

To whom it may concern:


Whoever it is running about and killing people, it would be quite nice if you would cease and desist. That is my job. And several other people's jobs, but it is not your job. Do it right if you'll do it at all.


I can't take a bloody shower, and there are things running about in the hallways, and this decor is absolutely dreadful.



Whoever is causing this all deserves a slow, painful death. I will be happy to oblige, because I am covered in disgusting innards and other various things that I can't get off because I can't bathe.


<i>[ Transcribed pause, a growling sound of irritation ]</i>

I'm going to kill quite a few things in a moment. I am going to kill everything if that doesn't cheer me up considerably.



{ Dracula }

I'm assuming you're not dead, since nothing else can do the trick?

Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

You know, for it being your job, you haven't been doing it so well have you?

I mean, this guy has been around for what, two days? And he's got a bigger body count than you.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I'm delicate about my profession of choice~

Planning such things well takes time.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I do.


Now, unless you have something useful to say, for instance, how I can fix the plumbing- I don't know. Perhaps you should go wander around until something eats you.


[ Growl ]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

You could boil the water to clean it.

I doubt any of the things wandering around here could.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

Boiling it?

Does it look like I'm camping, boy?

I don't boil water unless it's for tea.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

So you didn't want a solution to your dirty water problem?

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I want a solution to the lack of running, clean water problem.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Right, and the boiling would clean the dirty running water.