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[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

[ Written very, very angrily. Pen quite harshly pressed into the page. ]

To whom it may concern:


Whoever it is running about and killing people, it would be quite nice if you would cease and desist. That is my job. And several other people's jobs, but it is not your job. Do it right if you'll do it at all.


I can't take a bloody shower, and there are things running about in the hallways, and this decor is absolutely dreadful.



Whoever is causing this all deserves a slow, painful death. I will be happy to oblige, because I am covered in disgusting innards and other various things that I can't get off because I can't bathe.


<i>[ Transcribed pause, a growling sound of irritation ]</i>

I'm going to kill quite a few things in a moment. I am going to kill everything if that doesn't cheer me up considerably.



{ Dracula }

I'm assuming you're not dead, since nothing else can do the trick?

Comments

Lust

[cryingnight.livejournal.com]

Of course not~

Dracula

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

How delightful.


Be sure it continues to be that way.

Lust

[cryingnight.livejournal.com]

If you would like, my water appears to be fine.

Dracula

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

.... Perhaps I'll try to make my way there.


Where is your room again?

Lust

[cryingnight.livejournal.com]

Thirteenth floor.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

You know, for it being your job, you haven't been doing it so well have you?

I mean, this guy has been around for what, two days? And he's got a bigger body count than you.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I'm delicate about my profession of choice~

Planning such things well takes time.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I do.


Now, unless you have something useful to say, for instance, how I can fix the plumbing- I don't know. Perhaps you should go wander around until something eats you.


[ Growl ]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

You could boil the water to clean it.

I doubt any of the things wandering around here could.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

Boiling it?

Does it look like I'm camping, boy?

I don't boil water unless it's for tea.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

So you didn't want a solution to your dirty water problem?

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I want a solution to the lack of running, clean water problem.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Right, and the boiling would clean the dirty running water.

[xbirdofhermesx.livejournal.com]

....Sounds like you're having a pleasant time.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I'd consider if a reimbursement of your failed first employment if you'd be a dear and come assist me~

It gets a bit tiring, killing these things.

[xbirdofhermesx.livejournal.com]

I'll drop by then~!

[Lust]
I kinda' figured it would work what with that would have killed me when I was still at Count status.
I do apologize for the failure though, I will look into how to kill him.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

You do that~

{ Alucard }

Oh, take as much time as you need. I'm beginning to think the situation may be easier to manipulate to my advantage that I originally guessed...

Lust

[xbirdofhermesx.livejournal.com]

IS that so? I doubt it.

[draws arrow to pyro's comments]
Ignore him. He's just some child who has nothing better to do than bother people.

Alucard

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

Indeed~

I know what I'm doing, but if you wish to come up it would be best to make haste~ After all, with all this disgusting blood everywhere, I'm sure you'll be delighted to help with the cleanup.



I've realized that, actually~

Lust

[xbirdofhermesx.livejournal.com]

Alright then, I'll be up in a few moments.
But I'm not too up to the idea of drinking the shit from the walls and floor and what not.
Maybe absorb it but it isn't going in my mouth.
[sound of phasing goes here]

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

Shit. Wish I could say I was stealin' yer job.

But I'm not. Because everyone here fucking sucks.

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

I quite agree.

[ Pause, flipping through pages for handwriting ]


You wouldn't happen to be of relation to that strange little blond boy? I believe he was pissing himself and looking for you last night.

Not much of one for the dark, I'm assuming.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

[a pause]

SHIT, JAS.

[ooc: 8'D OMG, moving hasn't entirely eaten me!]

[aphrodisial.livejournal.com]

He was crying. Very pitiful. Ranting about finding you.


I think someone went to find him, though....

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

[transcribed growl]

....WHO?