(no subject)

[noflatchests.livejournal.com]

[the following is dictated as he makes his way from the lobby into various rooms around the first floor- starting with the kitchen, because it just happened to be closest]

All right, let's see what we got here...

A kitchen? Well, that'll be good to know. Kitchen's on the first floor.

If only I could get all the information I needed this easy!

[his journal's tucked in his coat, but... he hasn't noticed it yet, ffffff

feel free to freak him out by responding via journal... or answer some questions in person~]

5th

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

You know, the next time I do anything weird, feel free to use force. If there's nothin' wrong with me, then I'll hit you back and we'll be even. If there is something wrong with me, hopefully you'll knock me out and I'll return the favor later.

After all that though, what's up with all these new people? It's like this place wants to replace everyone with someone else.

mambo no. 17

[fondler.livejournal.com]

[ there're some shuffling sounds, some stretching, and a yawn. then there's the rustling of paper... and a few seconds of silence. then Chizuru dictates... ]

'War? Willow? Asuka? Shiki...?'

Who are all these people? And why were their names written on a piece of paper and folded in my bra?

(no subject)

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

( Room Filter )

(no subject)

[mystoryidontshare]

( Clark Kent )

♰ 5

[fondest.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

[There's some faint shuffling recorded as Esther reaches about under the bed, looking for the journal.]

--can't believe I lost it... so irresponsible-- [Shuffle shuffle] --not Father... AHA!

[There's a small noise of triumph as the journal's pulled out. The page flipping begins.]

So many new people recently. After our last adventu--

Father Tres is here? When was thi--

HIS HOLINESS?! [Crossed out!]

Oh Lord, please forgive me. What else have I missed?

(no subject)

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[This girl loves her late night snacks, and she was just leaving her room to get one

pad pad pad on the stairs! Is that a strange ...presence?!]

Eh?


[OOC: Pushed down stairs is a go!]

Entrée de Journal Vingt Trois: People Watching

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

It's like Kings Cross out here.


[Sat on the stairs, his head pillowed against the wall as he watches the new people mill about and explore. He scans around looking for someone he recognises amongst them. At this point he'd take anyone, they wouldn't even have to be Slytherin. Hell, he'd even take Potter, Granger or Merlin forbid...the Weasel.

He misses home and his mum, after a year spent worrying about her, having Christmas and New Years without her just seemed wrong. As a result, the normally brash boy was uncommonly quiet and withdrawn, now that the long year is stretched out before him.



Feel free to interrupt this moody bugger from his moping and put a smile on his face. – Open Post:D]

7

[hammerismywhat.livejournal.com]

[Captain Hammer has finally ventured to the garage and found his Christmas gift from the Castle.]

Dear Diary,
I'm willing to forgive the Castle for all of its' sadistic, evil little plots.
It gave me my Hammercycle!

( [Filtered to Anya] )

So Billy, what's up with you and [Chuckles] Fairies?

one hundred and twenty-eight:

[queendramabitch.livejournal.com]

( Mort Rainey )

(no subject)

[cloakand_danger]

( [Private] )

( [Raine] )

(no subject)

[solidarism.livejournal.com]

[ Casca, after pilfering Pippin the duck from their house in the city, has found a comfortable seat at the duck pond. While Pippin chills with his fellow duckling friends, she's busying herself with drawing shapes in the snow.

She sets her journal aside and while looking at the cover, attempts to trace the letters on the front. Farnese had written her name on the cover for her at some point. Now, she wasn't likely to get an A for her penmanship, a little kid could probably write better. But for Casca? It's a pretty big deal, attempting to copy the letters in the snow ]

two; yotsuba & superheroes

[clovertails.livejournal.com]

Hey!!!

Someone tell me the Green Landtern's real name and NO ONE'S GONNA GET HURT!!!!

But don't tell him I'm cheating, I mean it! [doesn't know how to filter... just shouts in the journal instead]

002 bullets fired

[machineish.livejournal.com]

( Father Abel Nightroad )

--

Requesting clarification of 'temporary losses' and any previous effects.

II

[shotapope]

A-after a few days, th-things don't seem so bad. I-it's almost more r-relaxing than home. S-sort of like a dream.

Um... d-did I miss p-playing in the snow? I w-wanted to go, but then I w-wasn't sure how to ask, and then I w-wondered about h-how many people w-would be there.... M-maybe I could just g-go and look for m-myself now....

(no subject)

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[some flipping through of pages] Wow...there really are a lot of newbies...

[he clears his throat]

Hey guys, I'm sure by now a lot of you have gotten a very warm welcome to Paradisa. So lemme be the first to say that I'm one of those people who don't care about you showing up here. I don't wanna be bothered to answer your questions about this place and I don't wanna hear your whining about how you want or need to go home. We're all in the same boat here, and lot of us been in it a lot longer than you. You're stuck here, deal with it.

In fact, I probably won't even be bother to learn most of your guys's names unless you last more than a few months. I'll just come up with whatever nickname pops up in my head when I talk to you.

And if any of you are thinking what kind of person I am to say stuff like that, well I'll just say that when shit goes down and we get invaded by zombies or aliens or zombie aliens? I'll be the one saving your ass from your own stupidity by shooting you in the foot if that gives you any idea to the nature of my character.

Everyone clear now?

[363]

[ino]

( Private )

Wow, lots of new people coming in all of a sudden! I guess I'm not really surprised. Well, if you haven't heard already, welcome to Paradisa. I've been here for awhile, so feel free to ask me questions if you have any~

Oh, but that offer doesn't apply to perverts and assholes, so don't even try me!!

[ooc: Except it does. She'll talk to anyone, regardless of niceness or pervert level, so don't be afraid to tag ♥]

(no subject)

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Straight line, straight line, keep walking in a straight line.

A zigzag is just a lot of lines in varying directions, so I'm going to say that counts.

[Outside is a girl in a trench coat and black dress, pressing her hand to a bandage on her temple. She's focusing on the ground in front of her]

M-man, it's c-c-cold.

[And this is the part where she looks up and sees a GIANT CASTLE looming over her]

OhmygodI'mhallucinating. Again...

Second Shot

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Guess who just found her chastity belt?]

What the flying fuck?! What's this metal thing I'm wearing? SHIT, IT WON'T COME OFF!

...Seriously, what the hell?

☻ 008

[carnageowl.livejournal.com]

( [karako] )

[ooc: alskjdf sorry it's kinda late terra /fell asleep >>

and completely changed my mind on the format for this one...nothing was seen /shifty eyes]

►1

[aequalitatem.livejournal.com]

[ as prepared for the operating table, tenma is dressed up in scrubs... showercap-like hat and all. he secures his gloves and turns toward the table --]

The operation will b........

[ only this is no longer the hospital. there isn't a nurse or a patient or even a machine in sight. tenma is...horrified ]

No.... what is this? This is-- not now!! Where is-- Johan!!  [ throwing off his hat and ripping off his gloves and he is busting out the door looking for the first sign of assistance ]

I Brobot

[yesyesiam.livejournal.com]

[is down in the lobby. Working on what looks like some kind of machine. Next to him are blueprints for a robot making machine.

Oddly, he finishes in record speed- two hours, but it's half his height. And then he presses the button. There's a robot version of him. And a robot version of his brother.

But they're both about ankle high.]

Well that's strange. I thought I was building it a lot bigger?

[feel free to find him at any time during the building process]

2

[thebloodstained.livejournal.com]

LET ME DOWN! LET ME DOWN, YOU COWARD! [Yelling... is coming from the entrance to the ballroom, if you're around there. From above. From a girl with her feet stuck to the ceiling with ice. She is raging as hard as a loli can possibly can.] COME BACK AND LET ME DOWN AND FIGHT ME YOU ROACH! THIS ISN'T OVER YET! FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[[ooc: so, uh, yeah. alice got in a fight with eva. she lost. =)]]

i

[alyingsmile.livejournal.com]

This doesn't look anything at all like the brochure!

[Residents of Paradisa, a new resident is now among you! Awakening in his own room, Cain Knightlord has immediately set out assessing the new location in true noble snob fashion. The voice might be somewhat familiar to you! Like a certain silver haired priest, but slightly lower, and perhaps a little more refined. Regardless, it seems to have the same light, easy going tone.]

See, this carpet is supposed to be red... This bed should be bigger, too! And that window really should be over there... Isaac said he booked the best... he must really be losing his touch! Oh, but the white is lovely. But what a lovely view~! Ahh, so pretty! I didn't know Londinium could look so beautiful!

[Ohwait. The newcomer pauses! An almost dramatic gasp!] Oh dear... I was just in the limo, wasn't I? How did I get here already?

Isaac? Sister Esther? Where did you go? [Panicpanicpanic!] Have I been kidnapped!?

$81 a return to normal

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

Things seem to be picking up! Lessons were learned though, valuable ones at that.

I also have about another twenty "Welcome to the City" gift baskets leftover. If anyone is interested in one, I'd be more than willing to discount them. I'd make them into "Welcome to the Castle" gift baskets, but it's sort of pointless when you can wish things up.

Either way, I'm more than willing to mark them down. They are very lovely.

(no subject)

[twogirlsonetuck.livejournal.com]

FUCKFUCKFUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

....

OKAY. LESS NOW.

Where are we? Uhhh. Church? Reds? ... Fuck, Caboose? [clompclompclomp] Never mind, where am I? No temple? [looks around...] ... Yeeeeah this is definitely not the temple. Dude. Fuck this shit. MEDIC. MEDIC. Except Doc. If it's only Doc around here, I'm shooting myself.

❀ 004; I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, I want it now.

[flowersandsake.livejournal.com]

[In ur kitchen, Paradisa. Lookin' a little shifty. Armed with the distinct possibility that, yes, he's stealin' ur alcohols.

To be caught in the act or not to be caught? That is the question.]





[ooc: Massive apologies to anyone I may've stopped tagging over the last week. Notifs had a little period of being screwy. >.<' Feel free to give me a kick if there's a thread I need to go find!]

:085

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

( Vergil )

So we done giving the "Welcome to Castle Wonderfuck" speech yet? [ tap tap tap tap tap, thunk. someone has got a bout of insomnia and is going to either talk to air or himself for a while, because there is no way that he's talking to the wonder twins over in the next room. get those swords talking and you'll never hear the end of it ]

...Hey Nev! Get off there! [ grumble sound as he gets up and tears the cat off the couch... effectively creating some giant rips in it ]

Tell me there is another fucking way to pass this stupid night.

$0.05

[balancethebooks.livejournal.com]

[dictated into the journal, hurriedly] I need a doctor in the lobby, right. NOW. A young woman's fallen down the stairs, hurt her head, and she's losing consciousness.

[journal shut, so no one hears the chatter from him and Gil.... SOMEONE COME HELP MISA?]