Oct. 30th, 2009
// four //
Oct. 30th, 2009 01:32 am[Filtered to the Black Order & Azmaria]
Things have taken a turn for the worse, hm? It appears they'll be getting more dangerous before they get safer. Until conditions improve, I'd like you to pair up and make rounds about the castle and extend help to any who need it. Keep in contact; we'll use my room as base. Report back if there's anything suspicious, or should you need back-up.
By the way, don't forget about your costumes~♪ I bet Lenalee will look the cutest in hers. Don't be jealous, Allen. [/filter]
If anyone needs one, I have materials to set up make-shift flashlights and small stand-alone lamps that should run on their own power sources for a few hours at a time. I'll be in room 1017; just stop by and I'll whip one up for you ♪
Things have taken a turn for the worse, hm? It appears they'll be getting more dangerous before they get safer. Until conditions improve, I'd like you to pair up and make rounds about the castle and extend help to any who need it. Keep in contact; we'll use my room as base. Report back if there's anything suspicious, or should you need back-up.
By the way, don't forget about your costumes~♪ I bet Lenalee will look the cutest in hers. Don't be jealous, Allen. [/filter]
If anyone needs one, I have materials to set up make-shift flashlights and small stand-alone lamps that should run on their own power sources for a few hours at a time. I'll be in room 1017; just stop by and I'll whip one up for you ♪
(no subject)
Oct. 30th, 2009 01:40 amAll right, Peace Patrol. Feel like stretching your legs a little?
I'm going to need at least two people stationed in every room with coffins. Heavy sleepers or not, I don't trust vampires as far as I can throw them. No offense to the resident ones, since I imagine castle-made ones are a might more hostile. Exorcists, angels, and priests get first dibs. I've got some weapons in the armory that are blessed as well, those might help.
Three people out in the courtyard. Or graveyard, as the case were. Keep an eye on the castle's entrance. Warn us if something's coming.
Anybody else who feels up to it, patrol the floors. I want towers to have first priority. If worse comes to worse, they'll make a decent place to hole up, given enough manpower.
Stick to communication with the journals. With lights and other systems on the fritz, the cell phone tower might not be in operation much longer.
I'm going to need at least two people stationed in every room with coffins. Heavy sleepers or not, I don't trust vampires as far as I can throw them. No offense to the resident ones, since I imagine castle-made ones are a might more hostile. Exorcists, angels, and priests get first dibs. I've got some weapons in the armory that are blessed as well, those might help.
Three people out in the courtyard. Or graveyard, as the case were. Keep an eye on the castle's entrance. Warn us if something's coming.
Anybody else who feels up to it, patrol the floors. I want towers to have first priority. If worse comes to worse, they'll make a decent place to hole up, given enough manpower.
Stick to communication with the journals. With lights and other systems on the fritz, the cell phone tower might not be in operation much longer.
[Town Filter;]
[This is the third shop they've been in that's failed, and at this point, Yuuri is starting to get tired and irritated with the poor luck they're having. Shopping is like the worst pastime, honestly bff, if you weren't doing this for him, he would not be here. A sigh]
At this rate...We aren't going to find anything.
[[ooc: backdated to before the town closes because I suck!]]
[This is the third shop they've been in that's failed, and at this point, Yuuri is starting to get tired and irritated with the poor luck they're having. Shopping is like the worst pastime, honestly bff, if you weren't doing this for him, he would not be here. A sigh]
At this rate...We aren't going to find anything.
[[ooc: backdated to before the town closes because I suck!]]
Ah... [Somebody's awake after all of that, and still in the clinic. Oh dear, that had...that had all happened, hadn't it? This was extremely embarrassing. She makes attempts at words for a little bit before finally spitting it out, using her calm, even customer-dealings tone. Even if she still sounds so embarrassed.]
That, um...that loss that Chie, Kanji-kun and I were on is over now. I'd like to formally apologise to anyone we may have injured, spoke to, or otherwise caused undue stress to while under its influence. I-I can't speak for the others, but I'd be more than happy to do something to make it up to you if you feel you require some kind of retribution...especially those of you who had to fight us near the end. [A small sigh, and a groan.] I'm really sorry.
( Amaterasu )
( Inaba )
[And then another humiliated noise and she'll go back to burying her face in the pillow. Aaaagh oh god this is awful she'll never leave her room again aaaaagh.]
(ooc: A'ight, if it's okay with the others, I'm gonna call this a LOSS OVER marker so we can aaaaaall move on with our lives. The FINAL BATTLE will still continue though, so don't hold back on those backtags!)
That, um...that loss that Chie, Kanji-kun and I were on is over now. I'd like to formally apologise to anyone we may have injured, spoke to, or otherwise caused undue stress to while under its influence. I-I can't speak for the others, but I'd be more than happy to do something to make it up to you if you feel you require some kind of retribution...especially those of you who had to fight us near the end. [A small sigh, and a groan.] I'm really sorry.
[And then another humiliated noise and she'll go back to burying her face in the pillow. Aaaagh oh god this is awful she'll never leave her room again aaaaagh.]
(ooc: A'ight, if it's okay with the others, I'm gonna call this a LOSS OVER marker so we can aaaaaall move on with our lives. The FINAL BATTLE will still continue though, so don't hold back on those backtags!)
[sitting on the castle steps with the doors open, Mai is staring out at the graveyard. She looks more... bored than anything else, though she tugs Zelman's her black toque down a bit more, since it's chilly out.]
... I guess it's convenient for a graveyard to be this close to the castle.
... I guess it's convenient for a graveyard to be this close to the castle.
[everything's pretty quiet on Barney's end of things. there's some rifling around, the snik of a lighter, the hiss of candles lighting ... and then a lot of rustling]
Yeah. I am totally not loving this.
[more rustling. and then, a few seconds later, a VERY loud scream, which, mercifully, does not come out as girly as it could have, and more scrambling and rustling. and then Barney pretty much comes stumble-flying backwards out of the door of his room into the hallway and lands on his butt.]
... Uh.
Not to sound like a cliche five-year-old, but guys?
There are things under our beds. True story.
[go ahead. ask him how he found out.]
Yeah. I am totally not loving this.
[more rustling. and then, a few seconds later, a VERY loud scream, which, mercifully, does not come out as girly as it could have, and more scrambling and rustling. and then Barney pretty much comes stumble-flying backwards out of the door of his room into the hallway and lands on his butt.]
... Uh.
Not to sound like a cliche five-year-old, but guys?
There are things under our beds. True story.
[go ahead. ask him how he found out.]
[ there's the sound of Dante kicking one of those motion sensor zombies with a BORED SCOFF ]
Wake me up when the real fucking zombie hoard gets here.
Wake me up when the real fucking zombie hoard gets here.
Second Noble House
Oct. 30th, 2009 10:38 am[He is looking at some decorations in the main hall, what used to be plastic fingers and now look suspiciously like real severed digits... twitching severed digits.]
Such paltry tricks and illusions will not frighten me.
020. now this is more like it...
Oct. 30th, 2009 11:45 am[So John feels useless and lonely, and this gets him down. What does the castle do? Gets all morbid and creepy with things going bump left and right.]
[Of all the people currently residing within the walls of Cair Paradisa, John Winchester is not only probably the happiest, but the only man that is currently getting *exactly* what he wants. So here, castle, have a John Winchester slowly making his way through the halls, looking over his shoulder every once in a while...and more relaxed than we've seen him in a bit.]
This is gonna be a long day...[A day he clearly sounds ready for.]
Everyone okay today? This place is...well, it's a shitstorm waitin' to happen.
[Of all the people currently residing within the walls of Cair Paradisa, John Winchester is not only probably the happiest, but the only man that is currently getting *exactly* what he wants. So here, castle, have a John Winchester slowly making his way through the halls, looking over his shoulder every once in a while...and more relaxed than we've seen him in a bit.]
This is gonna be a long day...[A day he clearly sounds ready for.]
Everyone okay today? This place is...well, it's a shitstorm waitin' to happen.
Mask 100 - Trick or Beer
Oct. 30th, 2009 12:03 pm[Refusing to let this fucking castle get to him, especially on his 100th numbered post here in Paradisa, Travis has garbed up as a pro wrestler, complete with the bitching mask and awesome cape. People that remember El Briefo Luchadore? Something like that, but with tights instead of boxers.
Well, he's been going around door to door, knocking (read, giving them a good kick), with a big bag in hand.]
TRICK OR BEER, MOTHER FUCKER!
[ooc: Travis has been going around doing this on every floor. Feel free to be one of the character's who's door he kicks on, or feel free to just come across him doing this shit.]
Well, he's been going around door to door, knocking (read, giving them a good kick), with a big bag in hand.]
TRICK OR BEER, MOTHER FUCKER!
[ooc: Travis has been going around doing this on every floor. Feel free to be one of the character's who's door he kicks on, or feel free to just come across him doing this shit.]
009 - We Like It When They Bleed
Oct. 30th, 2009 12:12 pmOne can only imagine what this worthless hole can do for tomorrow.
Do not disappoint me, Cair Paradisa.
Do not disappoint me, Cair Paradisa.
Sixteenth Tube
Oct. 30th, 2009 12:34 pm[Why yes, he has been reading up quite a fair bit on this particular holiday now, and what he's read sure doesn't sit well with him, especially given this place. It doesn't help that he's STILL without his journal, although little does he know, it's recording him just out of sight]
Got a hunch this is going to get worse before it gets better. [Small sigh]
Got a hunch this is going to get worse before it gets better. [Small sigh]
† 012 // dictated
Oct. 30th, 2009 01:45 pm[Abel clears his throat before he dictates, sounding a bit tense]
It's starting the look like things might be - ah, a little exciting, tomorrow? I think the castle might be taking its idea of a "haunted mansion" a little too far.
Since it seems some of our "guests" might begin to... well, move on Halloween, I'm extending an offer of protection to those who wish to come and stay in the church I've set up in the Satis Tower, so please feel free to arrive whenever you'd like. If the coffins are any indicator, a holy place may be a nice retreat...
Stay safe, everyone! You'll be in my prayers.
[ooc: Abel is going to be staying in the church for today and most of tomorrow - if you'd like your characters decide to follow his logic and figure the church is as safe a place as any, you can have 'em mingle here! there may or may not be vampires and zombies invading it, anyway, but you know. Abel will diligently do his best to protect them, being the semi-godmod vampire-eating vampire he is. >_>]
It's starting the look like things might be - ah, a little exciting, tomorrow? I think the castle might be taking its idea of a "haunted mansion" a little too far.
Since it seems some of our "guests" might begin to... well, move on Halloween, I'm extending an offer of protection to those who wish to come and stay in the church I've set up in the Satis Tower, so please feel free to arrive whenever you'd like. If the coffins are any indicator, a holy place may be a nice retreat...
Stay safe, everyone! You'll be in my prayers.
[ooc: Abel is going to be staying in the church for today and most of tomorrow - if you'd like your characters decide to follow his logic and figure the church is as safe a place as any, you can have 'em mingle here! there may or may not be vampires and zombies invading it, anyway, but you know. Abel will diligently do his best to protect them, being the semi-godmod vampire-eating vampire he is. >_>]
[Recorded footsteps are heard as the entry is dictated.]
( York )
This is just nuts, and it's not even Halloween yet! I know it's just the castle taking it to an extreme, but it's really no wonder we don't have it back home. Lorne, please tell me you're reschedu--
[A slight groan is recorded, followed by a yell from Moonbay.] I swear that thing just moved!
[More footsteps follow as she backs up from the motion sensitive creature and steps on a trapdoor. She goes down with a scream. Luckily for her, it's just one of the dark rooms, though, the only light is the flickering hallway bulbs from above.]
Oh, come on! I do not want to spend my time down in some creepy room! Ow...
[OOC: Moonbay is now stuck in a dark room accessible only by trapdoor until further notice. Anyone wanna help her out?]
This is just nuts, and it's not even Halloween yet! I know it's just the castle taking it to an extreme, but it's really no wonder we don't have it back home. Lorne, please tell me you're reschedu--
[A slight groan is recorded, followed by a yell from Moonbay.] I swear that thing just moved!
[More footsteps follow as she backs up from the motion sensitive creature and steps on a trapdoor. She goes down with a scream. Luckily for her, it's just one of the dark rooms, though, the only light is the flickering hallway bulbs from above.]
Oh, come on! I do not want to spend my time down in some creepy room! Ow...
[OOC: Moonbay is now stuck in a dark room accessible only by trapdoor until further notice. Anyone wanna help her out?]
13 -- Unlucky
Oct. 30th, 2009 02:55 pm[sitting in her terrifyingly dark room, looking at where a dozen or so evil black cat decorations are lurking -- and rustling -- in the shadows]
Um.... [manages to keep voice steady] ...Does anyone happen to have a bunch of cages?
[a pause] ...of various sizes?
Um.... [manages to keep voice steady] ...Does anyone happen to have a bunch of cages?
[a pause] ...of various sizes?
eleven deep-fried tarantulas
Oct. 30th, 2009 03:39 pm[first there's a short shriek, followed by coffee spilling on Lindsay's open journal. And annoyed muttering about creepy things being creepy. Then give it about five minutes before there's a very loud - echoing - screech. Followed by a distant thump, and the journal landing on the floor closed.
Lindsay has met trap door, and only her journal remains in the darkened hallway.]
[open, open. Try through journal if you like, but she won't be getting back to you for a bit]
Lindsay has met trap door, and only her journal remains in the darkened hallway.]
[open, open. Try through journal if you like, but she won't be getting back to you for a bit]
(no subject)
Oct. 30th, 2009 03:58 pmI was going to try to do the whole "safety in the room" number, but now even there I feel like I might be killed in a horrible, nutty, B horror movie kind of way.
I really need to write up a will for cases like this.
And to think I used to actually like Halloween.
I really need to write up a will for cases like this.
And to think I used to actually like Halloween.
chief medical officer's log: fifteen
Oct. 30th, 2009 04:31 pm[Bones is, first and foremost, a doctor, so when he is confronted with really dangerous crap, his first instinct is to get to the hospital and stock up because he has exactly zero confidence in everybody getting through this one okay. Somehow, he manages to make it through to the clinic without dying or undying or anything horrible, but-]
Jesus!
[-but it's not exactly sanitary right now. He pokes through the damn place anyway, in hopes of finding something still functional, and nearly gets blood-poisoning from a rusty scalpel for his trouble.
Sounding pissed-off as all hell:] Well, the clinic is about as useful as a medieval torture chamber right no-
[-oh god. That crap has BLOOD ON IT STILL. Really, REALLY nasty-smelling...
...that would be the dictated sounds of Bones saying goodbye to whatever the hell was left in his stomach.]
Jesus!
[-but it's not exactly sanitary right now. He pokes through the damn place anyway, in hopes of finding something still functional, and nearly gets blood-poisoning from a rusty scalpel for his trouble.
Sounding pissed-off as all hell:] Well, the clinic is about as useful as a medieval torture chamber right no-
[-oh god. That crap has BLOOD ON IT STILL. Really, REALLY nasty-smelling...
...that would be the dictated sounds of Bones saying goodbye to whatever the hell was left in his stomach.]
[The sound of footsteps and Euphie is going about trying to find something she dropped on the floor]
I can't see a thing-
[... crash]
Oh! Oops.
I can't see a thing-
[... crash]
Oh! Oops.
Anybody interested in betting on how long it is until the roof starts caving in on people? I haven't looked at anybody else's room lately, but I think mine's looking a little structurally unsound.
And a little advice? If you see Caboose, keep him the hell away from the candles.
And a little advice? If you see Caboose, keep him the hell away from the candles.
[TARDIS filter]
[River is pretty much curled up into the TARDIS console, eyes shut tight, trying not to see the light coming from inside the TARDIS or hear or feel anything coming from outside.
Not that this is much help to her.]
[River is pretty much curled up into the TARDIS console, eyes shut tight, trying not to see the light coming from inside the TARDIS or hear or feel anything coming from outside.
Not that this is much help to her.]
062; that set me free.
Oct. 30th, 2009 05:49 pm[she's in her room, coloring and besides the sounds her crayons make as they mark the parchment, she's humming something soft, blues-y; said colorings are Halloween related and a certain Speedster in a cauldrun, screaming, totaly isn't Wally -- nope >>]
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
[So Max? Not doing so well with the whole Castle going to ruin crap. All the supernaturally feeling in the air is making her kitty instincts hit her with a double dose of RUN AND HIDE but when she actually DOES try to run and hide -- i.e. head out of the castle through the maze and try to get to town, she magically finds herself right back where she started
Needless to say, it sucks.
So after about five times of trying that, at varying speeds, Max is now huddled in one of the hallways knees pulled to her chest and trying not to feel like a trapped rat.]
I would take Manticore over this right now. That's how much this sucks.
[Manticore, at least, didn't make her feel like she was crawling out of her skin]
Needless to say, it sucks.
So after about five times of trying that, at varying speeds, Max is now huddled in one of the hallways knees pulled to her chest and trying not to feel like a trapped rat.]
I would take Manticore over this right now. That's how much this sucks.
[Manticore, at least, didn't make her feel like she was crawling out of her skin]
(no subject)
Oct. 30th, 2009 07:05 pm[if you're wandering the halls you may see this guy running around...on fire.]
How is this even possible?! Where, is the water? I, am asking for water, but. WHY ISN'T IT COMING?
How is this even possible?! Where, is the water? I, am asking for water, but. WHY ISN'T IT COMING?
Okay, I take it all back, Paradisa. You can go back to the cutesy lame decorations now.
[And he's peering through one of the windows, staring out at the fog] I don't know what's moving out there, but there's no way it can be good.
[And he's peering through one of the windows, staring out at the fog] I don't know what's moving out there, but there's no way it can be good.
® .051. trick or treat
Oct. 30th, 2009 07:52 pm[mwhahaha Rose and the chin wobble of doom made Flack cave in, but she wants more people to be as insane as she is, and she figures she's faced werewolves, and laughed in the face of a Dalek, oh and built a dimension cannon. She's good to go.]
Even with the castle bein' what it is? I still really want to get dressed up and knock on doors for candy. There's fourteen floors plus towers. It's like going around in a haunted house... of extreme measures.
Anyone else in?
Anyone actually have candy in their rooms? Besides me?
Even with the castle bein' what it is? I still really want to get dressed up and knock on doors for candy. There's fourteen floors plus towers. It's like going around in a haunted house... of extreme measures.
Anyone else in?
Anyone actually have candy in their rooms? Besides me?
[unless otherwise specified, all the following filters are written in red crayon. yeah, don't ask]
( [Elle] )
( [Peter] )
( [York & Delta] )
(ooc: Loss is a go, if it weren't already apparent.)
(ooc: Loss is a go, if it weren't already apparent.)
(no subject)
Oct. 30th, 2009 09:48 pm[Written]
Help.
Trapped in maze for three drays with no food and finished last of the cigarettes. Flask is near empty too.
Save us before withdrawal kicks in. But any idiot who tries to save us but fails and gets trapped with us will get shot in foot.
[muttered] I knew I hated this holiday for a reason.
[OOC: Note - if there is any person who can break through the maze wall with momentum will have the maze rebuild itself instantly and trapped inside as well. PROCEED WITH CAUTION 8D ]
Help.
Trapped in maze for three drays with no food and finished last of the cigarettes. Flask is near empty too.
Save us before withdrawal kicks in. But any idiot who tries to save us but fails and gets trapped with us will get shot in foot.
[muttered] I knew I hated this holiday for a reason.
[OOC: Note - if there is any person who can break through the maze wall with momentum will have the maze rebuild itself instantly and trapped inside as well. PROCEED WITH CAUTION 8D ]
♕ thirty six
Oct. 30th, 2009 10:00 pm[ Minato is just out and about carrying a spiked bat and uh... bashing it into as many zombies as he can. dur hurr, he's secretly having fun.... and don't ask where he got the bat. ]
[ ooc: oh god, uh open post.. fdsgsd also he might shoot his head and stuff just warning youse? ;; ]
[ ooc: oh god, uh open post.. fdsgsd also he might shoot his head and stuff just warning youse? ;; ]
!!
York-niichan! York-niichan! There's ugly guys like in the movies we watched everywhere! And the decorations are alive!
.... [a pause, before her voice turns less surprised and more... cheerful?]
Is this the part where ★Luki★ goes slicey~?
York-niichan! York-niichan! There's ugly guys like in the movies we watched everywhere! And the decorations are alive!
.... [a pause, before her voice turns less surprised and more... cheerful?]
Is this the part where ★Luki★ goes slicey~?
♐ first shot
Oct. 30th, 2009 11:29 pm[sounds of someone getting up, and not being very happy about the blunt force trauma wound he might have, a bit of shuffling and then the moment of realization]
Lois! [and... the moment of where the hell is he?]
Mia? Alright... this isn't funny. Those goons weren't even smart enough to tie me up.
[raises an eyebrow] Though I have to give them credit for creativity... this place, isn't quite lame haunted house.
[more wandering around and flipping through things]
Lois! [and... the moment of where the hell is he?]
Mia? Alright... this isn't funny. Those goons weren't even smart enough to tie me up.
[raises an eyebrow] Though I have to give them credit for creativity... this place, isn't quite lame haunted house.
[more wandering around and flipping through things]
♫ 04 musical zombies
Oct. 30th, 2009 11:32 pm[ Lucille and Kohaku are down near the entrance of the castle, hanging around each other even though they claim not to like one another. Now that things feel a little bit more like home, they're poking around and checking things out. Cue yonder zombies in the unseen distance. ]
(no subject)
Oct. 30th, 2009 11:53 pm[two little brothers are innocently playing outside. Hey, mom's not here, so why not use this chance to stay up as late as possible! All seems well until...]
[a small scream as Ike runs to hide behind Kyle]
KYLE! MAKE IT GO AWAY! MAKE BILLY MAYS' CORPSE GO AWAY!
Ike?! What the hell are you--
[Here there is a dramatic pause, for awesome tension]
JESUS CHRIST!!
[sound of the Ike and the journal be scooped up as Kyle starts to run for it...]
[... as a horde of zombies seems to follow after.]
[a small scream as Ike runs to hide behind Kyle]
KYLE! MAKE IT GO AWAY! MAKE BILLY MAYS' CORPSE GO AWAY!
Ike?! What the hell are you--
[Here there is a dramatic pause, for awesome tension]
JESUS CHRIST!!
[sound of the Ike and the journal be scooped up as Kyle starts to run for it...]
[... as a horde of zombies seems to follow after.]
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
Oct. 30th, 2009 11:56 pm[It's eerily quiet on the Western Front. Almost...too quiet, you might say. The castle and grounds have an odd sort of hushed feel to them, as if even the air itself is waiting for something to happen.
And then, the second the internal clock of Cair Paradisa strikes midnight, this begins to play right before...
---the ground begins to quake and rumble before splitting in two as the unholy undead masses begin to RIIISSEE. There's only one or two at first, but that number quickly doubles, then triples and then quintuples and they're all headed right for the Castle's front door.
So, I suppose the only appropriate thing to say is--BITCH, ZOMBIES COMING UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM! GRAB THAT SHOTGUN! YOU DON'T NEED TO LOAD IT, WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! WHAT ARE YOU PRESSIN' 'SELECT' FOR? YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE! BITCH, ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM! HIS AXE IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAAD! THIS AIN'T A CUT SCENE! YOU STILL PLAYIN'! PRESS A! PRESS A! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOLD! THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED! IT'S UP TO US!]
[Come kills those zombies. Shotguns, chainsaws, bats and other various zombie-killing weapons in limited supply. For those who do not know what has been quoted look here and behold the awesome.
IMPORTANT ZOMBIE INFO:
THERE IS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ZOMBIES. For every one knocked down, there will be at least one to replace it.
ZOMBIES ARE CAPABLE OF:
-Being Zombies
-Being Easy to kill
-Will always be easy to kill
-No exceptions
-Endless
-Will not stop coming
-Easy to kill
-Being the handy stress reliever for the day
-Being really, really gross
-Seriously
-You do not want that on your shirt
-It won't come out
ZOMBIE WEAKNESSES:
-Shotguns
-Fire
-Chainsaws
-Guns in general
-Vases
-Sticks
-Fists of Fury
-The Power of Friendship
-The Power of Love
-The Power of Rage
-Kamehamehas
-Lasers
-Pens
-ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND
**THE SONG WILL PLAY EVERY HOUR TO ANNOUNCE THE HOUR. IN CASE ANYONE IS WONDERING.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS TO THE OOC POST.]
And then, the second the internal clock of Cair Paradisa strikes midnight, this begins to play right before...
---the ground begins to quake and rumble before splitting in two as the unholy undead masses begin to RIIISSEE. There's only one or two at first, but that number quickly doubles, then triples and then quintuples and they're all headed right for the Castle's front door.
So, I suppose the only appropriate thing to say is--BITCH, ZOMBIES COMING UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM! GRAB THAT SHOTGUN! YOU DON'T NEED TO LOAD IT, WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! WHAT ARE YOU PRESSIN' 'SELECT' FOR? YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE! BITCH, ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM! HIS AXE IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAAD! THIS AIN'T A CUT SCENE! YOU STILL PLAYIN'! PRESS A! PRESS A! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOLD! THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED! IT'S UP TO US!]
[Come kills those zombies. Shotguns, chainsaws, bats and other various zombie-killing weapons in limited supply. For those who do not know what has been quoted look here and behold the awesome.
IMPORTANT ZOMBIE INFO:
THERE IS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ZOMBIES. For every one knocked down, there will be at least one to replace it.
ZOMBIES ARE CAPABLE OF:
-Being Zombies
-Being Easy to kill
-Will always be easy to kill
-No exceptions
-Endless
-Will not stop coming
-Easy to kill
-Being the handy stress reliever for the day
-Being really, really gross
-Seriously
-You do not want that on your shirt
-It won't come out
ZOMBIE WEAKNESSES:
-Shotguns
-Fire
-Chainsaws
-Guns in general
-Vases
-Sticks
-Fists of Fury
-The Power of Friendship
-The Power of Love
-The Power of Rage
-Kamehamehas
-Lasers
-Pens
-ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND
**THE SONG WILL PLAY EVERY HOUR TO ANNOUNCE THE HOUR. IN CASE ANYONE IS WONDERING.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS TO THE OOC POST.]