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[percipience.livejournal.com]

I've been pistol whipped, attacked by meteors, kidnapped, turned into a vampire, possessed by the spirit of my witch ancestor, HELL I've even been killed several times but never have I ever been shot in the foot before tonight.
Would any healers be so kind?
As if my day wasn't shitty enouuuugh....I did kind of ask for that one. Oops.[~gone]

Hobbled to the balcony to sit in the rain. There's a nasty stain on my favorite Persian now too, shit.
For the record: Getting shot in the foot hurts more than any other gun related wound I have yet to receive...which is saying something. Since I've received several in the past.

Comments

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

...Lana?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Yes, Henry?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

...how did you get shot in the foot? Are you okay?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Someone else shot me in the foot but please don't worry about it Magnius. There's nothing that can be done about it now.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

...

Did he-

[sounds of movement]

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Indeed he did.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We would come help you down to the clinic, but we're - well, we're a touch tied up at the moment.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Have you ever been locked in a very tall tower and had to let down your golden hair to get rescued?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

I'm a brunette.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

I know.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Huh, I thought they were done.

Pyro

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We make exceptions for cunts who need shorter leashes.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

They are I think. This wasn't exactly random.

[ino]

{a looong pause as she reads over the comments}

...

{dictated angrily}

That little asshole -- ugggh. Lana, do you still need help?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Relax, Ino. I'll survive even if my rug won't.
I do.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Are you okay, Lana?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

I'm alright, Misa. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. He apparently saw fit to poison me too. Last night was quite the party at my place.

[jenovaprophet.livejournal.com]

Who did it?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

No, Kadaj.
You need to stay away from them, alright? Not even Sephiroth can harm them. It's okay, alright? I'll be fine.

[wutmullet.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've had a lot of adventures, Lana. How do you get into all those messes?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

I'm apparently a bad guy magnet of some sort.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

And how did you come back to life?~

[percipience.livejournal.com]

I was resuscitated a couple of times and the rest were...
There was a drug that was derived from meteor rocks from another planet. It killed you for certain amounts of time then would trigger an automatic response that would revive you. The stronger the dose, the longer you were out. If you were out for too long you ran the risk of not returning.

We used it to visit the next life for short periods of time. Very bad for one's health if you can imagine.