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[percipience.livejournal.com]

It would appear that I'm a magnet for things that are less than holy. First there's my the duck that lives with me. Anyone who has met her.... eek.

Speaking of which
One and Two: You guys ready for your ducklings? I'm ready to be rid of them.
Kadaj: How bout you, buddy? Still want your duck?

Anyway, as I was saying. I was out with my horse yesterday just chillin and one of the Jackbots came cruising up. I wasn't too concerned since they've been leaving me alone (thanks Jack) but it tried to tickle my horse.
My horse then proceeded to attack and eventually mutilate and destroy said killer robot.
If I was inclined to be afraid of my horse I think I may have cried.
I don't think horses are supposed to have that much rage.

Murphy: Is Ruby feeding you anything other than alcohol and waffles?

Kaylee: Thank you so much for the cookies, sweetie! They're fantastic. Do you wanna grow up to be a baker someday? I think you're probably good enough!
I don't suppose you'd like to come and see the baby horses with me when I feed them tonight? If that's alright with whoever you're staying with, of course.

-Oh, and cat, would you like anything for dinner or are you going to fend for yourself for the evening?

I'd like to clear a prank or two with you before I pull them.


(ooc: Why yes Lana is over her emo enough to be mom again.)

Comments

Lana

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

A magnet for the unholy, hmm~?

Balthazar

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Disagree?

Lana

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

On the contrary~

Balthazar

[percipience.livejournal.com]

That's good. I was worried I may have misjudged your powers of observation.

Filter;

[gone-native.livejournal.com]

Such as?

Filter;

[percipience.livejournal.com]

the first involves copious amounts of shaving cream, as he seemed to think that first little one was the best I could do with it.

The second involves fish...tons..and TONS of fish. Every flat surface in your room covered in fish bowls. This would include your bed. I'd keep a little space cleared for you, of course.

Filter;

[gone-native.livejournal.com]

1: As long as it stays clear of my clothes and

2: as long as there's a space for me.

dictated sleekly

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We would take them, but the rabbit might kill them.


And perhaps the cat too~

[percipience.livejournal.com]

I think there is very little that could harm these particular ducks but if you're sure I can find other homes for them.

dictated; intrigued

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Really?

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Yay. I dunno ... I can bake on ships?

[gasp and then all excited cos OMG]

Baby horsies?! I wanna see baby horsies!!

[off-journal begging to Drizzt about baby horses cos OMG]

I can go I can go if it's safe but it's gonna be safe riiiiight?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Four of them!
I can even take you for a ride if you want.
It'll be safe, I promise.

My horse will be so happy to see you! She LOVES kids. Especially little girls just like you.

[filtered to the person caring for Kaylee]
It's true. I swear. She's scary but she has a bizarre fondness for children. No need to worry.

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Four ... [scribbled 4 in crayon] WOOW!

[le gasp!]

Yea yea I wanna go for a ride! Pleeeease.

[circumstanced.livejournal.com]

.. You're killing ducks?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

..no I'm giving away baby ducks to good homes...

[circumstanced.livejournal.com]

Almost seemed like you were killing them.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Just a liiiittle bit peevishly]

She's not giving me alcohol.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

[transcribed laugh]
You have no idea how much that shocks me.

Any food other than waffles? I can't see that being too good for men-turned-turtles.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Pause, then an itty bitty turtle sigh]

You'd be suprised at what lives under the beds.

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

Lana~~~

First, that practice with you was awesome. &hearts

Second, can a friend of mine perform on the 30th as well?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Yeah it was.
When do you wanna do it again? I'm free tomorrow if you are.

Sounds good to me. The more the merrier. What does your friend do/play?

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

Sure~ Wasn't planning on doing anything in particular other than running around, per usual.

She sings (Really well). She has this song she wrote with a friend, and it's a pretty song. Also have the guitar score for it, so we'll be doing a duet.

[jenovaprophet.livejournal.com]

I don't know if Merlin would like ducks. What do you think?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

we can always try ♥

[jenovaprophet.livejournal.com]

Yes! Perhaps we will let him smell the duck first to make sure he won't hurt it.