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[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Very mature.

This stuff is a bitch to get out of carpet, you know that right?

[recorded sound of scrubbing]

Comments

[tripodofjustice.livejournal.com]

?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Sh--

[recorded]

Dipper, for the love of God, would you--

NO!

[tripodofjustice.livejournal.com]

Henry?

Need help with something?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Got a way to get back at someone for shooting shaving cream under your door?

[tripodofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmm... can't say I do....

[Filtered to Henry;]

Except I do. ♥

Try gluing their doorknob? Or there's the old bucket of water above the door.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

What's that I hear?
midget kitten's got claws?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Woman!

You're SO getting it!

....

As soon as I get this cleaned up.

And as soon as I give Dipper a bath.

[transcribed sigh]

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Aw, Townshend, the sentiment is there but.... somehow...I'm not frightened.

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Just you wait, Woman.

I've pulled pranks before that have given demons pause.

Remember that.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey.
I'm in college. I lived in the dorms.
I am COMPLETELY unafraid.

[littlexpuppet.livejournal.com]

Carpet? Did you get tinfoiled too?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Not tinfoil, Vivi.

Shaving cream.

Aaaaall over the carpet.

[littlexpuppet.livejournal.com]

Looks like today's prank day. Did you just wake up and...?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Nah, I got myself into this mess. Sort of.

Women can be downright vicious when you won't tell them what they want to know.

[littlexpuppet.livejournal.com]

Lana did it?

[paaaaause]

Cool Need help?

[chap-he-is.livejournal.com]

Do you need help cleaning, Henry?

Or are you almost done?

[transcribed yawn]

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

[recorded scrubbing sounds]

I think I can handle it, Eustace.

Although--

[clipped barking sound]

Maybe you could come get the puppy?

He wants to play in it.

[chap-he-is.livejournal.com]

Alright then. I'll be there in a few minutes.

Do you need him back later tonight?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Thanks Eustace. Only--

[another barking sound]

Let me get him rinsed off first, at least. He's been jumping in it.


Need?

Is this a trick question? [ ;D ]

[chap-he-is.livejournal.com]

[sound of door opening and more barking sounds]

Very energetic dog. And you do have your hands full.

I'll keep him for the night but I'm sure the library users won't be happy if I bring a dog in there.

I could see the posts of outrage now.

I'll stay close to the castle, though. Won't go into the town.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

The floaties with the not-swirls won't help with the fixy? They're really nice to me... and they like stories!

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

The...floaties?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Uhm... misty people?

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

...OH.

You mean the ghosts?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[echo-y giggle]

Mm. the ghosts and shadows of the people in the dreaming that come as a visit but stay as a servant...?