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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Dear Dad.

You're dead, and that's cool. I can't say that you'd really approve if you knew what I was getting up to these days.

Y'know, between the vampire thing, the alcohol abuse, and the naked bath in yogurt, it's probably a damn good you can't see me now.

Happy Father's Day.



[Filter; Twins]

...Your room might not be the safest place to hang out, shortly.

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Comments

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Murphy, we're sure there's many things you do that he might look upon and smile, even if it's interrupting sobs.

[Filtered to Murphy]
Understood. While we're not surprised about the situation, we are surprised you said anything, Murphy.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...I seriously doubt that.

[Filter; Twins]

You and me both.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[laugh]
Well, you can't be all bad.


[Filtered to Murphy]
...Thank you.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Only time I'm probably not embarrassing him is when I'm sleeping. But then again, Ruby says I snore, so who knows.

[Filter; Twins]

You're welcome. [Gone~]

Whatever.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Why?

[Filtered to Murphy]
We owe you.

Do you know any details?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Just a hunch.

[Filter; Twins]

...It involves Ino. She asked what I knew about you two, then asked if I knew your room number. I don't know anything more.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We imagine he's none too fond of your piracy? No sense of adventure~

[Filtered to Murphy]
And what did you tell her?

Filter; Two

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

That you cheated and get pissy when people fuck with your stuff.

I didn't tell her your room number.

Filtered to Murphy

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

You can't cheat if there are no established rules.
...We suppose she knows the second part well enough from experience. [laugh]

If she had any scrap of intellect, she would be able to find it herself.

Filter; Two

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Probably.

...Don't tell her I said anything, okay?

Murphy~

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

What kind of friends would we be if we did that?

Filter; Two

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I'm not your friend.

Pretty crap ones, I'd imagine.

Murphy

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

...Well then, there you go~

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[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Don't suppose there's any way I could convince you guys to take it easy on him for the next 24 hours is there?

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We already are.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

For our own reasons.

Might we ask why these twenty-four hours in particular? Is it to do with Father's day?

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter. Still thanks.

I don't know.

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Ino is apparently attempting to gather information about us, did you know? [laugh]

And how are you today, Ruby?

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

...I wasn't aware.

Quiet.
Yourselves?

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We find it silly - despite our low expectations of her, she still manages to disappoint us.

We are...
Oh, we've been everything, today.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

I don't really pay a good deal of attention to her.

Have you, now?

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

She was fun to irritate for a while, but we suppose you've got the right idea.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Well I don't particularly dislike her. I just have other things to occupy my thoughts. Like feathers and bits of fluff.

Ruby

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

And strawberry yogurt in uncomfortable places.