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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Dear Dad.

You're dead, and that's cool. I can't say that you'd really approve if you knew what I was getting up to these days.

Y'know, between the vampire thing, the alcohol abuse, and the naked bath in yogurt, it's probably a damn good you can't see me now.

Happy Father's Day.



[Filter; Twins]

...Your room might not be the safest place to hang out, shortly.

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Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... yogurt?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Strawberry yogurt.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, in that case.

... that seems really sticky and unsanitary.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

I can't get the fucking smell out of my hair.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Augh- it was recently?

... I can help you to burn it out. I've been told the smell of charred skin is kinda overpowering.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Last night. Ruby's a creative drunk.

...No, thanks.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... That's disturbing.

Well, it was worth a try.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Murphy, we're sure there's many things you do that he might look upon and smile, even if it's interrupting sobs.

[Filtered to Murphy]
Understood. While we're not surprised about the situation, we are surprised you said anything, Murphy.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...I seriously doubt that.

[Filter; Twins]

You and me both.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[laugh]
Well, you can't be all bad.


[Filtered to Murphy]
...Thank you.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Only time I'm probably not embarrassing him is when I'm sleeping. But then again, Ruby says I snore, so who knows.

[Filter; Twins]

You're welcome. [Gone~]

Whatever.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Why?

[Filtered to Murphy]
We owe you.

Do you know any details?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Just a hunch.

[Filter; Twins]

...It involves Ino. She asked what I knew about you two, then asked if I knew your room number. I don't know anything more.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We imagine he's none too fond of your piracy? No sense of adventure~

[Filtered to Murphy]
And what did you tell her?

Filter;

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Don't suppose there's any way I could convince you guys to take it easy on him for the next 24 hours is there?

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We already are.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

For our own reasons.

Might we ask why these twenty-four hours in particular? Is it to do with Father's day?

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter. Still thanks.

I don't know.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Fang's what's ha--- [a pause]
[Filter;]
What's it like to have a father?

Filter, Fluffy

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...I don't really remember, any more.

Fangs

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Oh... alright.

Filter, Fluffy

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Fluff'.

Fangs

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

No, it's okay. It's not like I have one to miss. I've just always wondered. And Lana's an orphan so I can't ask her, and I don't think Vexen counts as having parents and the twins are viruses an Speed's been quiet... so I figured I should ask you.

Does it make you sad?

Filter; Fluffy

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Sad?

...I don't know. Maybe?