paradisalost | since daisy can't get it up.. ehhh...

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since daisy can't get it up.. ehhh...

Who:

ardencies and eventually

saccharosium
What: bro talk which turns into girl talk, kyaa
When: today (October 26th)
Where: Room 728 and.... around...... idk
Rating: G

[as usual, it's time for barnaby's daily visit to kotetsu's room in order to wash and fix up his hair. the only real difference in today's visit is that he's decided to bring along a different change in clothes. he's already done his researching to figure out what this whole "diwali" thing is and what with how important the day sounds, he doesn't see any reason to not wear the clothes he's been given. i mean, it'd just be rude if he didn't.

carrying the outfit carefully in his arms, barnaby knocks on koteter's front door and waits to be let in.]

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[standing there and watching this retardia unfold. how to be nice about ojisan's lack of fashion sense]

I'm sure you could have done a little better.

You could at least say you like my shirt! It's one of the only things I like that I found so far. [ a sigh. rolling his eyes and waving his hand ] But enough about me. What about you, Bunny? You need help with something?

It's passable, but I suppose for someone like you it works. [holding up his little bag of hair products] I come here often enough, I would have assumed you'd get used to it by now and just know.

You're right, it's 'cause this is my own Wild-Tiger brand look! [ thumb points to self aw yeee... wait.. bag ] Ah... right. Right! I figured. It's a daily ritual, after all.

[ blink. staring at the bag ] Hm?

[pfft wat. just gonna... smile. dat old man moe] At least that makes it original.

I'm still willing to help when we're done. My own closet was rather well-assorted, I'm sure there's other choices in yours.

You think a big guy like me's gonna fit into your kind of stuff? [ nevermind that koteters is 5cm smaller, but he's still a buffer old dood ] Well if my outfit's bugging you that bad then there's my closet for you to dig through.

Now, as for your hair care products... It looks like you've got a bit more this time? You aiming to style it for this festival--Er, or what?

Edited 2011-10-27 07:50 (UTC)

I wasn't offering my own of course, nor did I say there was a problem with your choice. I'm merely offering advice.

[hesitating then setting his stuff on the couch a moment]

I realize this is a rather selfish thing for me to complain about, but... its been a month.

Wha..? [ squints ] Been a month for? A month here? Or a month including here and back home..

We've been here for a month?

About a month has passed since we arrived here, give or take a few extra days. [sounding a little depress when he says that even though it's the honest truth. sighin' a sigh]

...if it helps, it wasn't what I was meaning to bring up.

Hoooh, I never realized time passed that quickly. [ rubbing the back of his neck w..a..o.. but he didn't mean to bring the mood kinda down with his old man dumb ] Which means I'm getting old by the minute.

Gives me no time to waste, though! So! Bunny! What is it you want done with your hair at this time of day?

Someone like you shouldn't be speaking so carelessly about aging. [uncomfortably fixing his glasses again. ugh, how is he supposed to say this next part]

Unfortunately I don't think you have the skills necessary for what I had in mind... or, have had in mind for a while now.

'm kidding here. Joking around, even. [ weak laughter ] Well what is it? If I can style my own hair, and keep this beard in top shape, then I'm sure I got what it takes to do whatever it is you need doing.

Edited 2011-10-27 08:28 (UTC)

Kotetsu, you can hardly compare to a professional hair stylist. [OOOH SICK BURN]

Che. 'm just as good.

Edited 2011-10-27 08:46 (UTC)

[lies....... but he doesn't want to hurt ojisan's feelings]

You offer better small-talk.

I've got more to offer more than just that!

You do, yes, but I'm speaking about this in more of a technical matter. Duplicating a well-practiced hair regime when you have little to no experience is rather difficult and I can hardly say merely anyone can offer the same results in terms of actual care and styling. [he has his whole hair maintenance list memorized bro don't make him bore you with details]

So pretty much you don't want me to do it. [ hands on his hips ] So how are we gonna do this if you can't touch your hair and you don't want me to do anything?

I'm not telling you to stop completely, I'm just saying that occasionally it would be nice to have a little extra work done.

[ running a hand through his hair. having no hat feels weird. maybe he could find a hat that goes well with this outfit in the close--wait, they're dealing with the fawcett curls ]

Uh, right. Hm, you think someone here or in town's good with all that extra work stuff then? We're looking for a sa..lon, am I right?

I've tried looking in the town but there doesn't appear to be any sort of salon. I believe the only option at this point is merely asking around the castle for someone with any kind of experience with hair. [which he hasn't tried, yet. it was hard enough asking koteters to wash his hair and he doesn't know many people in the castle yet. how the hell is he going to convince a stranger to do his hair??]

[ a look ] So have you met anyone yet who looks like they'd be good with hair? We could try asking them.

[thinkin' a think. Maya's too retardia to know about hair. Adachi is a loser. Dextera probably doesn't even know what a hair stylist is. Rhyme is too little. Alleyne is an elf what do elfs know about hair pffff]

I don't--

[Stocking]

...

[ trying to think. that one guy has fire for his hair or whatever..... did he get enough booze for himself tonight? he needs to see his fridge after this. wondering what's going on outside... it's gotta be cool. ]

/spits on ur sloota teegur icons

WHY

i do what i want

HIS NAME IS TWIGMAN

booty sweat........

MONKEY SWINE

KANGAROO JACK

THEME SONG FOR THE JEFFERSONS

CONSTIPATED

ELECTROLYTAHS

PLAYAAAAAAAAA

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

BOOTS WIT DA FUR

TIGER DEMON SLUT

that was tru...ly..... faniiiii /bleeds

im legit having a stroke

no stop that /hamps /breathes mescal on

/ROLLS IN TRASH IYAAAAA

rolling in..... the................... deep

do you listen to adele or sumthin

..........no i just have that part memorized for some reason HGKHLDSAFJ

................. I LET IT FALL. MY HEART. AND AS IT FELL. YOU ROSE TO CLAIM IT.

1/2

what

huh