paradisalost | since daisy can't get it up.. ehhh...

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since daisy can't get it up.. ehhh...

Who:

ardencies and eventually

saccharosium
What: bro talk which turns into girl talk, kyaa
When: today (October 26th)
Where: Room 728 and.... around...... idk
Rating: G

[as usual, it's time for barnaby's daily visit to kotetsu's room in order to wash and fix up his hair. the only real difference in today's visit is that he's decided to bring along a different change in clothes. he's already done his researching to figure out what this whole "diwali" thing is and what with how important the day sounds, he doesn't see any reason to not wear the clothes he's been given. i mean, it'd just be rude if he didn't.

carrying the outfit carefully in his arms, barnaby knocks on koteter's front door and waits to be let in.]

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[Stocking grins at his answer as she puts a shower cap on Barnaby's head. gotta let that conditioner sit for a bit!]

All right, so remove the hat and let's do this. [oh yeah, already wishin' up stuff she thinks will work for his hair.]

Edited 2011-11-04 03:54 (UTC)

[sure are gonna try to sit up just a tiny bit so he can watch this retardia unfold. GOOD LUCK OJISAN]

N-Now? We're doing it right now?! [ slowly reaching up for his hat... ]

Right now. [look down, now up, the gothic lolita has put a smock on you as well!]

[sure do wish he had a video camera right now....... oh wait he can actually do that. but that'd be rude]

[ scooting up on the seat and trying to .... use this contraption you kids use to wash your hair.. ] Ah.. Go easy on my hair, would you? The last thing I want happening is me losing hair... or anymore!

I clearly went easy on Barnaby — you hardly heard a peep out of him while I washed his hair! [turnin' on da water with one hand as she gets a feel for old man's hair with the other hand before washing it]

I am more used to it than-- [wh........ glancing over at koteters] Are you balding already?

I'm joking! [ kinda ] Your hair's supposed to fall out, right? Like sometimes! And there's no way I'm balding just yet.

[ looking up at stocking with biggest poopy eyes ] Go eaaasy~~

Nah, his hair is in decent shape. You might have some split ends if you notice some breakage — I can nip that in the bud. It definitely needs some TLC. [shampooin' aw yeah, and of course she'll go easy. rakin' dem dark-painted nails through his hair yep.]

And here I was starting to think I'd figured out why you wear that hat so often. [TIME TO BE A JERK 8>>>>>>>>]

[ rude!! tries to sit up so he can slap barnaby with his words. pointing at... hair drippan on his back ugh. he must look like fabio ] That's not it, until today I didn't even know what split ends were!! My hat is my hat!

[lqkjhbwegrt Stocking almost loses control of the water hose and shuts it off, then pushes old man down not-so-gently.] Sheesh, I almost sent water all over the place!

[turning his head to the side and covering his mouth. he's not laughing, nope. :')]

Very well then, we'll leave it at that.

[ yeah that's right.. squinting some more and laying his butt back down for stockingu's gentle hands ] The nerve of this guy..

[Stocking aims and squirts some water at Barnaby:] Stop instigating.

[and back to Kotetsu, with a tiny squirt in da faise:] Stop feeding him ammunition, old man. [now back to hair!]

W-WAAAH! [ rubbing his face UBUBUBUBUBUB ]

[HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE NOOOOOOO. r-rubbing off filthy watur also ;;]

I'm sorry, Miss Stocking...

[washin' it a bit more, get a second set of shampoo in there, and then she's done. now some conditioner, and then a shower cap is getting snapped onto kotetsu's head.] M'kay, so. Barnaby, do you plan on using a dryer chair, or do you want a direct blowdry?

We're not washing it out yet? [ trying to reach up for his shower cap iyaaa ]

Leave that alone, old man. [sitting up carefully] I personally prefer having a direct blowdry but if it's too much trouble then I don't mind using a chair.

[to Kotetsu:] No. We need to soften and moisturize your hair, otherwise it will be brittle and dry and you will go bald faster.

[to Barnaby:] Nope, it is not any trouble. Let's wash this out.

This'll make me bald!?

That isn't what she said. Besides, these are brand products. Commonly enough they're tested to make sure that doesn't happen, unless you have delicate hair but I can assure you that it isn't your case.

[laying back down and getting ready for his second hair wash 'A']

No, old man, it will not. [takes off boonaby's cap and washes his hair thoroughly. ooh, excellent conditioner did an excellent job.]

since daisy can't get it up.. ehhh...

wow i totally meant "non-moisturized hair" grrr

.......i thought that sounded weird

/poots

/flies

/sleeps........

.................................................. cabron /throws bottle at

/ducks!!!

/bleeds errwhur ;a;

THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LYYYYYFE

/DOES ZOMBIE DANCE

CAUSE THIS IS THRILLAAAAA, THRILLA NIGHT

RUDE

BILLY JEAN IS NOT MAH LOVAH

SOMEONE LIKE YEW TO CALL MIIIIINE

LET ME SHOW YOU THE SHAAAPE OF MY HEART

AND YOU'LL BEEEEE IN MY HEARRRRRRRRT

SQUIRTS

hidoi.......

squishy

/rolls in fish tacos

what is.... fish tacos............

god fish tacos are delish

;A: /INHALES FISH TACOS

that's not how that works

pico de gallo must hurt to inhale

IT BURNS SO GOOD

TAKE IT GURL. INHALE THOSE CALORIES INTO YOUR GUT

that vinegar and salt and pepper and cilantro......