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paradisalost2011-10-09 08:52 am
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Who: Princess Elena and You!
What: Loss shenanigans.
When: This afternoon. 10/09
Where: The kitchen.
Rating: So very G, unless someone has a potty mouth! Then maybe it'll change later. She is practically a Disney Princess, there is no swearing ever.
When Elena woke up this morning she was on a mission.
She was going to find her room in the castle, perhaps find some clothing that might have been left there for her and then she was going to sneak into the kitchen to marvel at it. She has essentially finished the first and second parts of her plan so, as of now, Elena is walking through the lobby to get to her final destination. Ah, yes, it was time to admire technology at its finest. The kitchen here makes her own appear to be severely lacking which says a great deal considering she lives in a freaking castle.
"Something to instantly warm foods, a box that will keep things fresher longer and.. what is this? C-o-l-a. Cola. What a curious looking beverage.. oh! Oh, no!"
While turning the can of cola every which way, she somehow manages to drop it in such a way that it knocks something else off of the shelf, a jar of jam, so that it shatters at her feet. In the end all she can do is shoot the fridge a dejected sort of look. Then when she picks the can up it, as if on perfect cue, explodes when she unintentionally pops the tab open. Seriously. What is her luck lately? Her pretty dress is ruined.
"This cannot be happening.."
What: Loss shenanigans.
When: This afternoon. 10/09
Where: The kitchen.
Rating: So very G, unless someone has a potty mouth! Then maybe it'll change later. She is practically a Disney Princess, there is no swearing ever.
When Elena woke up this morning she was on a mission.
She was going to find her room in the castle, perhaps find some clothing that might have been left there for her and then she was going to sneak into the kitchen to marvel at it. She has essentially finished the first and second parts of her plan so, as of now, Elena is walking through the lobby to get to her final destination. Ah, yes, it was time to admire technology at its finest. The kitchen here makes her own appear to be severely lacking which says a great deal considering she lives in a freaking castle.
"Something to instantly warm foods, a box that will keep things fresher longer and.. what is this? C-o-l-a. Cola. What a curious looking beverage.. oh! Oh, no!"
While turning the can of cola every which way, she somehow manages to drop it in such a way that it knocks something else off of the shelf, a jar of jam, so that it shatters at her feet. In the end all she can do is shoot the fridge a dejected sort of look. Then when she picks the can up it, as if on perfect cue, explodes when she unintentionally pops the tab open. Seriously. What is her luck lately? Her pretty dress is ruined.
"This cannot be happening.."
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"You have my thanks. But I do believe I touched something on the microwave, however! It made a strange noise, one I have never heard before.."
She looks a tad uneasy. DID I BREAK IT, SWEETS? ;;
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"All the buttons on the microwave beep. It's one of the features."
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"I see! What a curious device. And this is used to make food?"
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