http://maldestre.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] maldestre.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-10-09 08:52 am

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Who: Princess Elena and You!
What: Loss shenanigans.
When: This afternoon. 10/09
Where: The kitchen.
Rating: So very G, unless someone has a potty mouth! Then maybe it'll change later. She is practically a Disney Princess, there is no swearing ever.

When Elena woke up this morning she was on a mission.

She was going to find her room in the castle, perhaps find some clothing that might have been left there for her and then she was going to sneak into the kitchen to marvel at it. She has essentially finished the first and second parts of her plan so, as of now, Elena is walking through the lobby to get to her final destination. Ah, yes, it was time to admire technology at its finest. The kitchen here makes her own appear to be severely lacking which says a great deal considering she lives in a freaking castle.

"Something to instantly warm foods, a box that will keep things fresher longer and.. what is this? C-o-l-a. Cola. What a curious looking beverage.. oh! Oh, no!"

While turning the can of cola every which way, she somehow manages to drop it in such a way that it knocks something else off of the shelf, a jar of jam, so that it shatters at her feet. In the end all she can do is shoot the fridge a dejected sort of look. Then when she picks the can up it, as if on perfect cue, explodes when she unintentionally pops the tab open. Seriously. What is her luck lately? Her pretty dress is ruined.

"This cannot be happening.."

[identity profile] zone-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweets is wandering in to make himself something quick for breakfast, and arrives in time to see the soda explode. It's actually ... a pretty common occurrence where he's from -- more for prank reasons than for anything else. He can also tell by the dress that she might not be familiar with the properties of a soda can.

"Shake it up too much before you opened it?" he offers sympathetically, reaching for one of the hand towels to help her clean up. "Soda can be tricky that way."

=D and sorry this is late

[identity profile] zone-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's perfectly normal. A lot of people have a hard time adjusting to the castle right away." He continued to help her clean up the mess before standing up and flashing her a smile. "At least you didn't blow up the microwave."

[identity profile] zone-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh!" he says with a nod, before looking over the different appliances. He moves through each one, placing his hand on it as he does. "Refridgerator. Microwave, coffee maker, toaster, oven."

He pauses for a moment, looking around to make sure that he heard everything. "I think that's everything."

[identity profile] zone-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DID NOT BREAK IT. Or ... probably not. Sweets turns and looks at the screen, before pressing another button and clearing the screen with a beep!

"All the buttons on the microwave beep. It's one of the features."

[identity profile] zone-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"More to warm it up than to actually cook it. I mostly used it for my leftovers back home. We're more likely to use the oven for actual cooking."

[identity profile] chosengigolo.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Zelos had no trouble asking the ghosts to cook his meals and do his other chores. After all, it was like having servants all over again...if not a bit on the disturbing side. He would ask Colette and Lloyd about them later to make sure it wasn't another deal like the Exspheres.

But even if he had the ghosts serve him hand and foot, Zelos enjoyed taking trips down to the kitchen on occasion. He had little to do in his time so there was nothing like killing time, especially when one could possibly see what lovely ladies this world had to offer.

As such as one that seemed to be in distressed when he enters the kitchen.

"Oh dear. What happened, my lady?"

[identity profile] chosengigolo.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily for Zelos, he was used to clumsy girls. Colette was clumsy enough that she managed to trip on air, which was a feat in itself. So he'll simply grin at her in his most charming fashion.

"I can see that. Would you like some help, my lady?"

[identity profile] chosengigolo.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
He'll wish for his own towels and start wiping up the mess. He could make a show of being tidy if it meant charming a hunny.

"What kind of person would I be to leave a beautiful lady unaided?" And certainly beautiful was she. Almost if she was royalty the way she seemed to be clothed. "Besides, I'm used to it."

[identity profile] chosengigolo.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
His own grin simply widens at the staring. Like he minds the ladies doing that to him.

"Oh no, I only speak the truth, miss!" Zelos was never one to lie about the beauty of women. Then again, he found most of them beautiful in some fashion.

[identity profile] chosengigolo.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Fabio wished he had hair like Zelos's! But he'll straighten up as well, discarding the towels in a nearby sink.

"A beautiful name for a beautiful princess," he'll bow a little with a charming smile. "I'm Zelos."
ext_444361: hovercarracer ⚔ (sadly he isn't me)

/THREADJACK

[identity profile] gwaine.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Around this time, the man with the hair everyone wishes they could have walks into the kitchen. His eyes widen slightly at the state of Elena's dress.

"Everything all right, my lady?" Also he's eyeing Zelos. Not hostile yet, but you'd best not be getting too close to his princess.
Edited 2011-10-11 19:50 (UTC)
ext_444361: (not planning something terrible)

[identity profile] gwaine.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Throw a hair party? He nods to Zelos.

"I am grateful for your assistance to my lady, Zelos." That's right. His lady. Bounce off, ginger.

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Cross walks into the kitchen just as Elena's can of soda explodes all over her. Yeah...well then. That's quite unfortunate.

"Shall we speak after I let you go change out of that sticky mess, my lady?"

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
He smirks, finding her amusement over this entire thing rather cute.

"Yeah, you have to be careful when it comes to soda. I will be here for some time, and do not worry about the mess on the floor. You worry about yourself."

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
"What am amusing, yet cruel joke. Do take your time, my lady, and of course."

Cross nods at Elena and waits for her to vacate the kitchen before he cleans up the mess. A simple wave of his hand, a few words under his breath, and the spilled soda and covered surfaces are clean once more.

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
He grins as she comes back into the kitchen and shrugs at her comment. "I was never planning on letting you keep your word. And no thanks necessary — a lady such as yourself should not be on hands and knees cleaning up an unnecessary mess."

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He takes her hand and sets a kiss on the palm as he bows, before straightening up. "General Cross Marian, a pleasure to meet you, Elena. Have you just recently arrived in Paradisa?"

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
He lets her take her hand and grins. "I ask only because such a beautiful face was not familiar to me. Hopefully you have met someone familiar to you from your world?"

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
The General knows exactly what residence she speaks of before she says his name. Oh, another one from Camelot. The castle is finally attempting to complete its collection, eh?

"I have, actually, and I know of the house you speak of, too. My apprentice owns it."

god kaye has the fail immortalized /sob

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Correct, Elena."

There is always someone in Allen's circle that will give him a heart attack. "He is indeed well-mannered. Do not hesitate to ask him for favors."

maybe you but kaye is a cruel master ;A; so cruel HER LOVE IS SO COLD

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Good, because this place will test you to your limit."

He would love to see this when she does show them how to truly be awesome.

sob i guess......

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Now, what was your original intention coming to the castle today?"

Tell Cross the date, time, and location, and he will be there with some popcorn. Oh, and he will make sure Timcanpy films Arthur's getting owned, too.

...... <3

[identity profile] echivoc.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Simply being the gentleman he is. And clearly you found your room, so what else are you up to?"

Yessssss. Any chance he gets to see Arthur get owned by someone — especially a female — is beautiful.