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dragon butt-whooping
Who: Jade Chan, Members of the J-team, Members of Krasus' team, Deathwing etc. (I know I'm missing people from the tag list...)
What: Getting Jade's talismans back from evil dragon-dude (AKA Deathwing).
When: Today?
Where: Somewhere outside the castle.
Rating: PG?
Jade was sitting on a bench outside the castle, swinging her legs back and forth and whistling innocently so to appear as if she wasn't planning on attacking a mean old dragon anytime in the near future. She was waiting for the rest of her team to show up so they could carry out the plan--create a distraction and then charge in for some major butt kicking. Excitment and anticipation were bubbling inside her. This was her first mission without Jackie. This was her chance to prove that she really could be a hero like her uncle! She crossed her fingers hoping that nothing would go wrong...
What: Getting Jade's talismans back from evil dragon-dude (AKA Deathwing).
When: Today?
Where: Somewhere outside the castle.
Rating: PG?
Jade was sitting on a bench outside the castle, swinging her legs back and forth and whistling innocently so to appear as if she wasn't planning on attacking a mean old dragon anytime in the near future. She was waiting for the rest of her team to show up so they could carry out the plan--create a distraction and then charge in for some major butt kicking. Excitment and anticipation were bubbling inside her. This was her first mission without Jackie. This was her chance to prove that she really could be a hero like her uncle! She crossed her fingers hoping that nothing would go wrong...
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"Oy! Who said you could go first?!"
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Summons a pair of pistols and starts running for Deathwing's blindside. Summoning Duran crosses her mind, but the importance of keeping him a secret takes precedence, especially with all these people (idiots) here.]
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She sprints alongside Natsuki.]
Hey dragon-dude, take THIS. [And takes a flying leap at Deathwing, aiming a kick at him.]
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"Ja-!"
She cuts herself off. Talking at this point probably won't do any good. She falls into a battle stance, alert, and ready to react once the dragon guy gets up. She keeps an close eye on Jade.
1/2, REACT
So this is your pathetic attempt at an assault? Very well, then. I accept your challenge!
[ Natsuki: Deathwing sees you there, rest assured, but you're being left alone for now. That armor of his looking intimidating... perhaps you should search for gaps and aim appropriately.
Jade: Sorry, Jade, but Deathwing is armored to the teeth. Your foot connects soundly, but doesn't seem to do very much. Deathwing, quite literally, shrugs you off. ]
2/2, ATTACK
I hardly need my full power to deal with you whelps. Come! Break your blades against me, and meet your end!
[ With a wave of his hand, a burst of towering fire encircles all of you. It seems you are trapped now. There's no escape from here on out.
He heaves his flaming weapon up, and swings at Akira! ]
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Years of gymnastics and running across Gotham's rooftops allowed her to keep her balance when Akira was suddenly ripped away from in front of her. She backflips away. Picking up a rock that would have made a man struggle under its weight, she hurls it at Deathwing.
"Batter up!"
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She's sticking close to Jade, so she's already moving closer when Jade bounces back. Remembering what she'd been suggesting the last time, Nudge takes a guess, putting a hand on the shorter girl's shoulder.
"Got those talismans again?"
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Harley: The boulder connects! While it shatters against his armor, a crack soon appears, and Deathwing staggers back. Deathwing is vulnerable!
Natsuki: A majority of the bullets are deflected, but a few nail him right in the head. The bullets manage to stun Deathwing! Now is the time to strike! ]
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"Gotcha. Thanks. I hope this works..."
She moves away from Jade just a bit, and tries to get a clear line to Deathwing. When she's sure she won't hit any of these other guys, she takes aim with the dog talisman. It actually feels pretty awesome to yell,
"Guinea pig!!"
1/2, REACT
Jade: Deathwing spies the talismans, and begins making a beeline for you! Deathwing is now focused on Jade.
Nudge: Unfortunately for Deathwing, he isn't expecting what occurs next: his armored form shrinks into that of a guinea pig! Deathwing has been polymorphed. The floored look on his face is no doubt priceless... ]
2/2, ATTACK
Insects! I'll crush you from below!
[ Deathwing retreats a distance, throwing his arm upward. Cracks appear beneath everyone's feet, spikes of earth soon jutting from them! If you don't get out the way quickly, you'll be gutted! ]
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"Hey! This is my good costume!"
She flips around a second spike and kicks it at its base. It splits off and she grabs the broken end. With an enraged cry, she charges in, aiming her new weapon at the dragon's ugly face.
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A hiss of pain, and she's trying to get her bearings (i.e. avoid more giant spikes while trying to keep an eye on the
guinea-dragon dude.).muttermutter] And they were complaining about being thickheaded.
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"Bad day, bad day!" She screams, channeling Jackie.
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She swoops down, careful of the flames, and grabs Jade across the waist, picking her up. A bit of careful manoeuvring later, Nudge gets the blonde in the same way, trying not to touch or pressure the wound.
She beats her wings with powerful gusts, ascending once again. She's straining a little, because she doesn't usually carry this much weight, but she's determined to get them out of the way.
1/2, REACT
2/2, PHASE TWO
[ Deathwing's transformation is not nearly as clean as before, thanks to your steady assault. Wings burst from his back as magma seeps everywhere, his injured face twists hideously, and his arms mutate into savage claws. It is a revolting display, evidence of the true corruption housed within. Deathwing has assumed his dragon form. Phase two of the fight has begun! ]
Attack me if you dare!
[ Raising his powerful wings to full, intimidating height, Deathwing lets out a thundering roar! Fear is now inflicted on the party. Your attacks have a greater chance to miss!
Deathwing stands his ground for the time being, merely glowering at you. Charge! For Paradisa! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnZTq5RiHZ4&feature=related) ]
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"Are you kidding me?! What are we gonna do, come back la--"
Wait. She's up kinda high. She looks up to see the other kid in the group holding her.
"You can fly?!"
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1/2, REACT
2/2, ATTACK
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A FLIGHT OF TL;DRAGONS
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
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1/2 I TALK TOO MUCH
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1/2
2/2, my tl;dr can beat up your tl;dr
/PUNCHES SELF OUT OF HIATUS