http://gohardwork.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gohardwork.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2008-01-15 01:52 am

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Who: Gai ( [livejournal.com profile] gohardwork ), Yamato ([livejournal.com profile] insertwoodjoke) and Kakashi ([livejournal.com profile] grabmybells
What: Gai, Yamato, and Kakashi all experiencing an avalanche and getting stuck in a cave together. IT MAKES SENSE, SHUT UP.
When: LOL TOMORROW
Where: In the mountains of Paradisa's valley.
Rating: NC17 FOR CANNIBALISMS AND BUTTSEX LOL No I have no idea, probably rated R though because I bet one of them will swear and say bad wurdz.



His hands were clasped firmly behind his back, and he counted his steps compulsively as he paced back and forth in the cave. One. Two. Five. Seven. Eleventy.

The air was tense around the well-toned, ridiculously good-looking taijutsu specialist. The air was thick with malice intent, elucidating the sinister fog of the ruminating ponderings that only a mad man with too much time on his hands could concoct (or just a really stupid person).

He had given his location to the two Jounin, and urged that it was imperative that they meet up with him immediately. However, after a few hours of them not showing up, he begged them to come. Then, hours later, when they still had not arrived, he told them he'd have punch and pie.

He was sure they'd come, of course.

What was his plan, you ask?


...Well, he forgot.

[identity profile] grabmybells.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Kakashi didn't care about punch or pie. Porn would have been worthwhile, but punch and pie practically lined the streets. He almost had to avoid punch and pie every time he left his room. Everywhere he went, strangers offered him punch and pie.

Porn was harder to come by.

Nonetheless, since Gai was strangely (although, at the same time, unsurprisingly) decent at writing, Kakashi decided to honor his request after about six hours, and made his way through the uncharted and undescribed landscape to the cave.