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[ So John's had a slightly problem here. What is that problem? Well, the problem is that he doesn't speak a word of French! Okay, that's an exaggeration, he knows how to say "Merci", and fortunately for him most of the people around him know enough English to help point him in the right direction. Unfortunately for him, he's misunderstood a lot of what they've been telling him, and overshooting their directions.

So not only has he used up all his metro passes, but he doesn't have any euros on him right now, because he was pick-pocketed earlier when he stupidly wandered over to a woman asking him if he'd dropped something on the ground. Basically John is shit out of luck, and he has no idea where he is, or how to get back to where he's staying

So as he stands in the middle of a very small grassy park area, peering through the dark, he opens up his journal and just has one message. ]

I need some help!

((OOC. Open like an open thing :) Or over the journals!))

Comments

it was! There's like NO art of human john

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... Earth is really big, Vriska!

oh my

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Big and dumb, maybe!

godddddddd

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[SIGH.]

Do you want me to go find you or something? Should that be a thing? I bet I wouldn't get lost! Hell, I'm surprised you did! You're good at exploring foreign places!

asdfasdf

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Mostly because I had maps before! But I lost the map I had, and when I tried to go down to the metro to look at one a while a go, some crazy guy was yelling at me in French and chased me off. It was weird.

But if you wouldn't mind I could use some kind of help right now.

1/?

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What? Why didn't you hit him in the face with a hammer?

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Well, whatever! I guess you're just off your game for once in your life! We all have those days! Sometimes.

Rarely.

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Anyway! I'll get you! Right. Now.

I'll get you so fast, you don't even--

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done what is wrong with me

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...okay, what are you even by.

NOTHING AT ALL B) <33

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[ Gosh Vriska GOOOOSH. ]

All my weapons are locked up in my sylladex right now!! And I'm not sure, I am in a park right now. Let me see if I can find a name or something.

<33333333

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[Vriska will accept this, because she's interpreting that as John being more than willing to bean someone over the head with an ostentatious, multicolored hammer...

That's her boy.]

There's a park a few lawnrings away from our hive!

[Shuffling........]

I'll go check that one out first!

*3*

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[ He would never actually do that. DISAPPOINTING BOY. ]

Okay! I will try to get up on this bench or something so you can see me if it's the right one!

*O*

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[Shhhhhhhh, don't ruin Vriska's minor elation!]

It had better be the right one!

[And she's walking-- briskly!]

_{Ugh, if my stupid guardians say anything about this...}

X)

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I really hope it is!

[ And he heard that. ]

Who are your guardians?

XXXX3

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I don't know, there are a lot of weird park-looking things around here, I do believe!

[And-- UGH.]

I don't know! These two adult human males! They're so weird! And one of them has weird hair growing on his face...

:O !!

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Yeah, they have a lot of these all over Paris. It's pretty crazy!

And you mean... a beard?

::::O !!!!!!!!

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Man, this had better be the right one! I'm not going to be happy if I have to walk to every damn park in this stupid city to find you and hold your hand and drag you to you hive, and--

[WELL, MAYBE........] You know.

Yeah, those things! But his is... weird!

all these 8s!

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I do?

[ He doesn't. ]

How is it weird?

ALL THIS WIN.

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Escorting you! Like I always do! I'm always doing that thing where I give you awesome tips and advice...

[YEP.]

It's like, the shape? It's all jagged and pointy, and it's-- Just. Weird!

YEAH

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You haven't given me tips in a long time! I have become pretty self sufficient!! ... For the most part.

Jagged and... pointy? Okay, yeah that sounds pretty weird.

yeeeeeeee

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Well, you are pretty strong on your own, after all! I don't know, I guess I've kind of missed the fun in being the all-knowing, mysterious person behind the blue text! I guess I'll just have to do it through the journal now, huh?

[It makes her feel special important, after all.]

Yeah, it's like-- Hold on!

[And she'll just draw a crude sketch...]



What is that even supposed to be?

STILL USING SUBJECT LINES, FUCK YOU LJ.

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Well... I guess if you want, I can pretend to not know what I'm doing more often and you can help me out! Even though I think now I know a little more about the castle and the world around it.

[ And he's going silent at that doodle. He... he doesn't know what it's supposed to be but... ]

It kind of looks like the top of a cat's head? Well, two cats at least.

YEAH SAME HERE LOOK AT ME

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What? No! You're smart and perceptive even when you don't act like it, and you should really flaunt that! Catch all your enemies unawares and all that.

[You see her problem now, John.]</i? But why, though? Is this a human thing for humans or something? Am I, as a foreign alien species, supposed to not get it?

party /o/

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But if I flaunt it, I wouldn't be able to catch anyone unaware! Besides, I don't really act like anything but me.

I don't think so, because I am a human and I don't even get it.