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[ So John's had a slightly problem here. What is that problem? Well, the problem is that he doesn't speak a word of French! Okay, that's an exaggeration, he knows how to say "Merci", and fortunately for him most of the people around him know enough English to help point him in the right direction. Unfortunately for him, he's misunderstood a lot of what they've been telling him, and overshooting their directions.

So not only has he used up all his metro passes, but he doesn't have any euros on him right now, because he was pick-pocketed earlier when he stupidly wandered over to a woman asking him if he'd dropped something on the ground. Basically John is shit out of luck, and he has no idea where he is, or how to get back to where he's staying

So as he stands in the middle of a very small grassy park area, peering through the dark, he opens up his journal and just has one message. ]

I need some help!

((OOC. Open like an open thing :) Or over the journals!))

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I do?

[ He doesn't. ]

How is it weird?

Escorting you! Like I always do! I'm always doing that thing where I give you awesome tips and advice...

[YEP.]

It's like, the shape? It's all jagged and pointy, and it's-- Just. Weird!

You haven't given me tips in a long time! I have become pretty self sufficient!! ... For the most part.

Jagged and... pointy? Okay, yeah that sounds pretty weird.

Well, you are pretty strong on your own, after all! I don't know, I guess I've kind of missed the fun in being the all-knowing, mysterious person behind the blue text! I guess I'll just have to do it through the journal now, huh?

[It makes her feel ~~special~~ important, after all.]

Yeah, it's like-- Hold on!

[And she'll just draw a crude sketch...]

What is that even supposed to be?

Well... I guess if you want, I can pretend to not know what I'm doing more often and you can help me out! Even though I think now I know a little more about the castle and the world around it.

[ And he's going silent at that doodle. He... he doesn't know what it's supposed to be but... ]

It kind of looks like the top of a cat's head? Well, two cats at least.

What? No! You're smart and perceptive even when you don't act like it, and you should really flaunt that! Catch all your enemies unawares and all that.

[You see her problem now, John.]</i? But why, though? Is this a human thing for humans or something? Am I, as a foreign alien species, supposed to not get it?

But if I flaunt it, I wouldn't be able to catch anyone unaware! Besides, I don't really act like anything but me.

I don't think so, because I am a human and I don't even get it.

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all these 8s!

ALL THIS WIN.

YEAH

yeeeeeeee

STILL USING SUBJECT LINES, FUCK YOU LJ.

YEAH SAME HERE LOOK AT ME

party /o/