033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

...Yeah you have a point there.

Well, you've pissed someone off. Good job.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I think they were pissed at Spike. My cabin just has to suffer for it, I guess.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

That'll teach you a valuable lesson about who to invite over for slumber parties, then.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Great advice, Mal.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe next time you can avoid someone ploughing into your cabin.

I mean, probably not but still.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll see if I can finish this moat. That might help.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Cheerfully] Remember to put alligators in it!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I think we decided on ducks with lasers.

Alligators seem like too much work, so.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[LONGEST PAUSE EVER]

Explain 'lasers' again.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Uh ... like ... a concentrated beam of light. That can cut you in half.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

...Right. That sounds normal.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That's why there are ducks. So it's less ... obvious.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't the fact these things are strapped to the ducks draw attention to them?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

... we didn't get that far in the planning process.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

I mean, if I saw a flock of ducks with something big attached to their heads, I'd think it was pretty weird.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Maladict, why must you be the screen door on Brock's submarine]

I'll keep it in mind once we get lasers. And ducks.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Crushing your dreams keeps you honest]

Aren't there ducks on the duck pond? I'm sure you can take a few from there. One pond is no different to another to them.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Helpful vampire, best friend]

That was the plan. Less wishing that way. [Stealing ducks is better than wishing up alligators, you see.]

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Do let me know when you plan to catch them. I'd like to watch you wade about in the pond for a bit.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Scoff] Right. Always happy to entertain a lady.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh you did not just call me a lady.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Do something about it.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[She's gone for quite a while. Then suddenly, she's right behind you.

She's going to push you through that hole now, Brock :|]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[WOW RUDE!!!

Brock falls into his cabin on his big stupid face.]

The hell!

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Innocently]

You told me to do something about it.