033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

...Right. That sounds normal.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That's why there are ducks. So it's less ... obvious.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't the fact these things are strapped to the ducks draw attention to them?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

... we didn't get that far in the planning process.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

I mean, if I saw a flock of ducks with something big attached to their heads, I'd think it was pretty weird.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Maladict, why must you be the screen door on Brock's submarine]

I'll keep it in mind once we get lasers. And ducks.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Crushing your dreams keeps you honest]

Aren't there ducks on the duck pond? I'm sure you can take a few from there. One pond is no different to another to them.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Helpful vampire, best friend]

That was the plan. Less wishing that way. [Stealing ducks is better than wishing up alligators, you see.]

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Do let me know when you plan to catch them. I'd like to watch you wade about in the pond for a bit.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Scoff] Right. Always happy to entertain a lady.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh you did not just call me a lady.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Do something about it.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[She's gone for quite a while. Then suddenly, she's right behind you.

She's going to push you through that hole now, Brock :|]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[WOW RUDE!!!

Brock falls into his cabin on his big stupid face.]

The hell!

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Innocently]

You told me to do something about it.

that icon is so cute weh

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[And he gets up, dusting himself off. Leaves are everywhere now, THANKS A LOT.]

You're lucky you're a woman, or I'd smack the hell out of you right now.

[Brock, that's what started this, shut up for once]

I love iittt

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Yeah that was a really stupid thing to say. She folds her arms, not looking impressed, nope]

Don't let that stop you. If you really feel the need to be emasculated this week, I'd be happy to oblige.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Yeah?? Well ... he folds his arms right back, how 'bout that!!!!]

Molotov's pretty much got dibs on the emasculation thing. Sorry. [.............. WHY DID HE JUST SAY THAT so many facepalms are happening right now]

Never mind. Look, what's the big deal about being called female?

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[She's so tempted to push you over again man]

It's not about being called female, it's you insinuating that I get special treatment because I'm a female. In case you haven't noticed, I'm more than capable of holding my own in a fight.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[He probably ... deserves it .........]

It's the way I was trained, alright? I don't punch out kids either -- and that goes for the kids here, too, even the ones who can blow shit up with their minds or turn into demons or whatever.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, good for you. It doesn't mean you have to run your mouth about it, too.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Holding his hands up placatingly] Alright, alright. Got it. I'll just keep from smacking you around because you're scary, is that better?

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[That gets a fangy smile] Much better, thank you. I can work with that.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Fangy smile ... Brock gives her a look!] Yeah. That's what I mean. Scary.

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Lookit those sharp, sharp fangs, bro] Well, I am a vampire. It kind of comes naturally.