paradisalost | (no subject)

[The recorded sound of Deadpool drumming his fingers goes on for about a minute before he slams his hand down]

Oh come on! Really?! The castle isn't doing anything awesome for Halloween?! I guess I should be happy that it was a mellow couple of days and I gained a little bit more than I lost gambling but still!

No zombies, no spiders, no skulls, no monsters, no horror anything! This is Halloween! You're supposed to be scared! Or be scaring if that's you're thing. It's not fair. It's not. I feel completely gypped. There's certain things that should happen and a scary, intense, Halloween is one of them. I'm disappointed, Castle. You better step it up! Thanksgiving is coming and then Christmas and if those two are boring then I may as well move out to the Dead Zone and find something else to do/kill. I could be a hermit, living off the land...

Nah, I'd bring a huge tent and as many can goods as I could carry. That's not a bad idea, really. Might be something to do. Anniversary? Eh, I'll think about it.