Give it something t'claw on that it won' get it trouble for, like a scratchin' post. Any time y'see th' cat sharpenin' it's claws on it, praise it, an' use a squirt bottle on it any time it claws on somethin' y'don' want it to. After a while, it'll learn th' difference.
Give it something t'claw on that it won' get it trouble for, like a scratchin' post. Any time y'see th' cat sharpenin' it's claws on it, praise it, an' use a squirt bottle on it any time it claws on somethin' y'don' want it to. After a while, it'll learn th' difference.
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i will never not laugh hysterically at that icon
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[note to Sayaka: it hasn't been THAT long, you doof]
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[She sounds faintly amused.]
How are you, Sayaka?
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[She sounds faintly amused.]
How are you, Sayaka?
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