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[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I...

She has to be okay.

If I remind myself that she's fine...I won't worry as much...

I think...

Well...I'm definitely feeling better...at least physically.

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[percipience.livejournal.com]

CLARK! I am SO glad to hear you're.................okay.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Lana...I'm fine... Are you okay?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

am SO oka-----No...NO DILAN I WANT IT! [struggling sound as if she's trying to keep the journal away from someone]

Right... I'm SO okay! I'm GRea-t! [transcribed giggles]

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

You're drunk!

What have you been doing!?

[percipience.livejournal.com]

HAH! I'm not DR...Okay I'm a little...Drunk. I WENT OUT! Misa and me and Dilan. He didn't want to very much I do..on't think but we made him and he had fun. DIDNT YOU DILAN!? You did.

[snerk]
We danced and it was fun.

YOU SHOULD COME NEXT TIME CLARK! ....[whisper]

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

...Lana, that's not very responsible! What if someone were to get hurt!?

...No, I can't.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Wha? Why not? Dilan was with us and he's not drunk....... BESIDES! What is...um. WHY would we wanna be responsible ALL the time anyway!? Speshully here. PFFT! Silly. SILLY!

Aw. Not fun.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Not silly! Someone could be really hurt! Or get really sick and get alcohol poisoning!

[percipience.livejournal.com]

You WORRY too much, Clark! I was MUCH drunker than this during the Moonshine incident. I'm not ...RETardeD. [scribbles and letters like she was trying to work out the proper way to spell Retarded because that didn't look like]

You always WORRY so mu-ch. YOU need to have s'more fun, hon..er...Clark. Seriously. I'm..... Hold on... lemme [pause]

I'm not really THAT horribly drunk, anyway. Just silly. Just gotta concentrate to seem...make more sense.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I don't know about any moonshine incident, Lana, I just know that people can get really hurt when they let the alcohol get the better of them!

Hey!! I have fun! I have plenty of fun!

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Well I N... know better than... do to. TO DO that. No unsupervis....uh

WHAT! YOU?! FUN?! [transcribed laughing] You-------

....[transcribed quiet talking that can't be made out]
OKAY CLARK! I gotta go to bed now. Dilan says.

NIGHT! I'M OKAY NOT DEAD FROM ALCOHOL POISONING! I'm just sleeping!

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Uh huh...

...What!? I can totally have fun!

Go to sleep, don't sleep on your stomach, and have lots of coffee, aspirin, and water in the morning, got it? Also chew some peppermint!

[percipience.livejournal.com]

......Oh God.

I'm sorry, Clark. I was... yeah.

But don't worry. You're so funny. I wasn't really that drunk. Not even hung over today. I just get silly. Did you never see me drink in your world?

and you totally don't know how to have fun, Clark Kent.

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

This is not how we super men act! Always have faith, always trust in the lives of those you care for. THIS IS THE FACE OF A TRUE SUPER MAN!

Alright, back to the tub.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Its not a matter of faith. I trust her, but I also trust that every super villain will try to get at Lois no matter what.

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

You have super villains, too? Where do you live, Superland?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

...No! I live in Metropolis!

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you live in a future city, rife with super villains. I feel almost sorry for you. My villains are just kind of... a bunch of mean guys.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

We have those too, and rich guys who are loved by the general populace...

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

Wow. Maybe you should consider becoming a ninja, instead.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Uh...I'd make a really bad ninja.

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I mean... don't tell the kids this, but it's not really that hard.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Really? W-Well...I've fought ninjas, and I tried to do it, and it was hard!

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, not everyone's cut out for it, I guess.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Probably not. I'm alot more forward!

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

Wait... if you have ninja enemies, somebody must have a price on your head. Have you committed any crimes lately?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

...Of course not!! The ninja was stealing to get money for the poor in Metropolis!

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

And why would you fight someone who wanted to give to the poor? That's anti-super.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Because I thought she was just stealing to steal!

[majr-wood.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. But now you've learned an important lesson: Ask questions first.