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navy (6/20) day two - AFTERNOON to EVENING

[ Welcome to Purgatorio. It's the jewel of the ocean, the envy of the world, an island that's as pristine and polished as the Navy itself. People from all over the world come to enjoy the high culture. Of course, it's not like this is your first time visiting. It's where the Navy keeps it headquarters, after all, and that's exactly where you're heading. ]

[ Your wise and venerable leader, the Fleet Admiral, has called all of you Admirals together for a meeting. New assignments, updates, and the current going-ons will all be addressed. It's kind of a big deal. When it's time, get your asses to the meeting. But until then, take some time to chill out with your Navy bros. ]

(5 SECTIONS: ○ bar, ○ gardens, ○ greetings, ○ assignments, ○ meeting end)

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Uhh, like juice? [ give the chooper a kid's carton of apple juice.... not even in a glass. like a man ]

That's fine! Thanks! [AWWW YEA BURSTING WITH TESTOSTERONE AS HE PUTS THE BENDY STRAW IN THE CARTON (muscle)(yay)]

Uh-huh. [ watches this a bit before huffing and getting on his drinky ] So did you get a long list for that souvenir thing?

[now we just need some turtlenecks and chains] Not really. Courage wants cotton candy, Natsuki wants some daggers, Stocking and Colette want sweets... Adachi wanted a girlfriend but I'm getting him a wind chime instead!

A girlfriend? Well, I guess the wind chime's just as good..

I guess so. --ah, I didn't get to ask Sanji what he wanted. Do you think I should get him a wind chime also? [GIRLS ARE DUMB chooper will just keep sipping his drink]

Edited 2011-06-30 23:21 (UTC)

Go get him darts. [ chugging ] Just darts.

Darts?

Don't ask. Just get 'em. [ burp ] Looking forward to leaving though?

Oh. ...okay. [can't write it on paper while he's on zoro's shoulder so just making mental notes]

Yeah! I haven't been to the Walled City in a while and I always like exploring there! --and the Fleet Admiral told me there's a store with nothing but cotton candy now!

Yeah? Well don't get too out of hand with the sweets. Remember, you're there for business. [ hup LONELY ZORI ALWAYS IN THE JAIL WITH BROS ]

[:(((( no fun allowed]

I know--! You're sitting here drinking though...

[ downing his seventh bottle ] Huh?

Nothing. [time for more juice except all he gets is that loud annoying sippy sound when it's finished]

Oh... I'm out of juice! I want another one.

[ orders another juicebox for chooper ]

Want another? They got other flavors if you're into that.

I wanna try the other flavors! [GIVE THEM TO HIM *w*]

Hm. [ smiles!! there's grape, apple, peach????? idk kiddy juice anymore ;; ] Go wild.

[there is peach juice what...... waves over whoever is at the bar ghkdsj]

Let me try all the juice flavors you have! [SO MUCH CHUGGIN AND SIPPIN]

[ this suddenly feels like a bad idea ]

Just don't get my drinks and your juice mixed up.

[TOO LATE. ERRBUDY GET TIPSY]

[ too busy finishing his bottle to care in this tag. in this moment... FILTH ]

[alcohol is nice. bro chooper has no tolerance he is like a babby.

gonna start...... rubbing his antlers... against moss head, uuuu]

[ what the hell is he doin--ANTLER IN HIS DEAD EYE ] What the hell are you doing?!

[JUST LAUGHING AND KEEPS DOING IT UGUUUUU]

Nothiiiing! Zoro's like a biiig tree!

[ spots the bottle ] Dammit! I told you to watch yourself! [ getting the wiggly chooper off his shoulder and holding him like delicate baby boy as he pries the bottle from his hoovey hand BT ]

MY HAND, YOUR FACE. MY GUN, YO MOUTH.

UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!!!!! god i hope no one is looking at this thread

shika is.....

why........... 3'<

RUDE

my hand his face

MY GUN. HIS MOUTH.

ahaha. gun. ............................../sucks in lips

YOU BETTER WAIT FOR MY REQUEST

WHAT DAT SMELL LIKE

THAT'S A MISTAKE

BITCH YOU AINT NO NERD

DANDY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

NO MORE NO MAS

I CANT

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

YES THIS IS REALITY

crawling in my skin.... this orange....... will not peel

stop this

oh ok. .......WHEN THE FANTASY HAS ENDED

AND ALL THE CHILDREN ARE GONE

SOMETHIN GUD INSIDE ME

HALPS ME 2 CARRY AWWWWWN

I ATE SUM BUGS I ATE SUM GRASS

USE MY HAND TO WHIPE MY TEARS