navy (6/20) day two - AFTERNOON to EVENING

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[ Welcome to Purgatorio. It's the jewel of the ocean, the envy of the world, an island that's as pristine and polished as the Navy itself. People from all over the world come to enjoy the high culture. Of course, it's not like this is your first time visiting. It's where the Navy keeps it headquarters, after all, and that's exactly where you're heading. ]

[ Your wise and venerable leader, the Fleet Admiral, has called all of you Admirals together for a meeting. New assignments, updates, and the current going-ons will all be addressed. It's kind of a big deal. When it's time, get your asses to the meeting. But until then, take some time to chill out with your Navy bros. ]

(5 SECTIONS: ○ bar, ○ gardens, ○ greetings, ○ assignments, ○ meeting end)

Comments

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[Oh thank the lawd, it's just someone playing a prank on him. RELIEVED SIGH]

I think the birds are right this time. [Come one Chopper, you're getting fashion advice from a dude wearing a suit that's two different colors. You should definitely listen to him]

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[FREEZING UP. GAPING. all while the birds just chime in with agreement.]

D-Don't tell me I... LOOK UNCOOL?!

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

Oh, extremely. You should change before the meeting.

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

I didn't bring my regular uniform--! What am I gonna do?! [not like he can borrow one. too.... tiny............]

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[...laughs... at you...]

Then I suppose you'll just have to put up with the ridicule, hmm?

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[nothing but little reindeer tears]

I-I'b da worst naby admiral everrrr...

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[Baww poor babby. Reindeer tears tug at the good left in him and he... wanders over and pats him on the head]

Everyone makes mistakes.

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[:'< well, the headpats help.]

...th-thanks Harvey. I guess I can still look around in the locker room for another uniform.

[going to at least take the little bow off the hat first]

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[Filled with hideously warm fuzzies ;A;]

I could help you look if you want?

[WAIT. WHY IS HE VOLUNTEERING FOR THIS. NO. WAIT. Oh it's too... late... Fuck]

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[JUST AS PLANNED :3c]

Really? Thanks! We can go see what's in the kitchen after that, and we can check out the bar too if you want, even if I don't really drink.

[time to head on outta this garden and toward the locker room /o/]

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

Alright... [Lawd... follows behind...]

I already had something to drink though. We can skip that...

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

Just the kitchen then! Sweets!

[this is the best company you could ever ask for]

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god he is so... cute... God no wonder he never hangs out with half of you people. You're all adorable and make him feel like... being... nice]

It's... Chopper, right? [...he is so good with names. Maybe he'll actually bother to remember it for sure this time lkjsdf]

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[succumb to his charm, do itttt

least mature adult in this whole group. how did this happen someone explain]

Uh-huh, Tony Tony Chopper! But because of the Fleet Admiral's name everyone just chooses to call me Chopper.

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[L... aughs... He will be sure to call him Tony in front of the Fleet Admiral now. Because he is a dick]

Mmm... Tony Tony is kind of a mouthful anyway.

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[you. chopper likes you :')]

But it's really neat to have two first names, especially if it's the same name! Right?

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[........what. Chopper... how]

No.

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[DAT ANSWER. IT PAINS HIM. IN HIS SOUL... ]

That's too blunt--!

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[LKSDKLFJ]

I hope you didn't expect me to lie to you, Chopper...

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

Why not?!

[SECURE MY FALSE MANHOOD. IT'S NOT THAT HARD]

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[.....wow look suddenly he's really really angry!!!]

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[SO MUCH SOBBING AND SHAKING]

Okay--!!

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[Aaaand now he isn't. Feels... bad for making him... cry... lawd. He usually only gets that annoyed around pirates @_@]

[Clears his throat] Sorry about that.

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[falling... over... stiff as a board]

I-It's... okay... scary, telling a lie is scary...

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

[...lksjjdf Chopper. Crouches down to him, sighing a little]

Don't you still need to find a uniform. The meeting's soon.