paradisalost | 12 ♢ i'm on a boat

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Where are you? You still breathing?

[Oh right. Backwards pony land.]

It's this thing that can tell you exactly where you are in the world.

Wow! You've got things that do that?

Uh-huh. And you can use them for driving. It tells you what routes to take to get where you want.

So you use them instead of maps?

Sometimes. They are like a map. Except interactive.

Awesome! I'll look to see if we have anything like that on our boat.

It's probably up in the control room.

Control room, got it! I'll look for it.

[And then the boat sank]

Let me know what you find!

[I would still kill to be on that boat.]