Fifty Four

[why-born.livejournal.com]

[Wybie's in the library, reading books on lizards. Why? Because Deadpool got him one for Christmas. His journal is open beside him]

Hey, do you know if you can teach a lizard how to do tricks? Like fetch?

They can totally play fetch, right?

Comments

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

...You can't teach lizards tricks. They're lizards!

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I bet I can teach it a trick!

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past you, honestly. I've never seen a lizard do tricks. Is it a boy or a girl?

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Mine could, because I have awesome training skills.

...How do I tell?

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

I want to help you train it! As long as it's not, you know, evil.

How should I know? Isn't there anything in the library about how to tell?

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

Wybie...please tell me we don't have a return of the swamp ferrets?

[why-born.livejournal.com]

What? No, this is my Christmas present from Deadpool.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[a laugh] Okay. That's a little more manageable. I don't know about fetch, though. If there's anywhere that would work, it would be here.

[why-born.livejournal.com]

That would be so cool. I need to give him a name, too.

/written

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

I had an iguana, back home. He mostly sat around, looked cool, and ate crickets. But they'll hang out on your shoulder and pretty much let you pick them up and stuff.

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Dude that's so cool!!

/uploaded this just for this comment, hee

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Gorn was a pretty chill guy. I kinda wish I hadn't had to leave him behind.

daww

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Gorn? That's what you called him?

That's better than Josie.

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

...You can't teach lizards tricks. They're lizards!

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I bet I can teach it a trick!

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past you, honestly. I've never seen a lizard do tricks. Is it a boy or a girl?

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Mine could, because I have awesome training skills.

...How do I tell?

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

Wybie...please tell me we don't have a return of the swamp ferrets?

[why-born.livejournal.com]

What? No, this is my Christmas present from Deadpool.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[a laugh] Okay. That's a little more manageable. I don't know about fetch, though. If there's anywhere that would work, it would be here.

[why-born.livejournal.com]

That would be so cool. I need to give him a name, too.

/written

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

I had an iguana, back home. He mostly sat around, looked cool, and ate crickets. But they'll hang out on your shoulder and pretty much let you pick them up and stuff.

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Dude that's so cool!!

/uploaded this just for this comment, hee

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Gorn was a pretty chill guy. I kinda wish I hadn't had to leave him behind.

daww

[why-born.livejournal.com]

Gorn? That's what you called him?

That's better than Josie.