http://girly-laps.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-06-03 11:35 pm
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Thirteenth Shot

[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]

So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.
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encryptedlock: (are you sure)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Probably, yeah.]

Sister, have you ever once actually had safe sex?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it safe when the guy says he's gonna withdraw?
encryptedlock: (is that safe?)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-04 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Condoms, Sister. Condoms are safer than withdrawing. Especially if we're talking about boys your age. They have no self-control.

[Not that she does.]

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Self control? What is this?]

Awwww but condoms are for losers.
encryptedlock: (are you sure)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-04 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No, see, because preventing things before they happen is better than dealing with them after they happen.

[...She's not going to buy that, is she.]

Also, condoms are cheaper than medications or abortions.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, but the last one worked]

...Seriously? They are?
encryptedlock: (keep talking)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-04 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can appreciate the financial appeal.]

Yep. And you can get party-colored ones.
encryptedlock: (oh hello there)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-04 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Give it a try next time the castle lets you, yeah?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Schyeah. Ok. But only if they're really cool party colours.

And don't have elephants or puppies on them.
encryptedlock: (green light it)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-05 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure you can get them without the elephants and puppies but still in cool colors.

...Hell, you could probably get the kind with glitter and fruit flavors, if you want.
encryptedlock: (keep talking)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-05 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, if you didn't even know that, you've really been doing it wrong.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I never used them before, I didn't know!
encryptedlock: (got your back tex)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-05 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Makes the experience better for everyone, and it's easier to clean up after.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
But I like it diiiirty. It's not fun if there aren't any sloppy seconds.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Somehow, I have a feeling you'd make it dirty just by being there, Sister.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[She sounds SO proud]

Hell, YEAH, I do! Wooop-Wooop!
encryptedlock: (now what)

[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-06-05 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...You are really a strange person, you know that?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
THANKS, I know!
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