Thirteenth Shot

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[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]

So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.

Comments

[encryptedlock]

Give it a try next time the castle lets you, yeah?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Schyeah. Ok. But only if they're really cool party colours.

And don't have elephants or puppies on them.

[encryptedlock]

Pretty sure you can get them without the elephants and puppies but still in cool colors.

...Hell, you could probably get the kind with glitter and fruit flavors, if you want.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

...

They have flavours?

[encryptedlock]

Okay, if you didn't even know that, you've really been doing it wrong.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

I never used them before, I didn't know!

[encryptedlock]

Makes the experience better for everyone, and it's easier to clean up after.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

But I like it diiiirty. It's not fun if there aren't any sloppy seconds.

[encryptedlock]

...Somehow, I have a feeling you'd make it dirty just by being there, Sister.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[She sounds SO proud]

Hell, YEAH, I do! Wooop-Wooop!

[encryptedlock]

...You are really a strange person, you know that?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

THANKS, I know!