Thirteenth Shot

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]

So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.

Comments

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Welcome to the twisted world of Sister]

Yeah! It's been talked about in the journals.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

But why would you want one?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

For tentacle sex. Duh.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[...shudder]

That's something most people avoid.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well most people haven't been dry for months. Fucking loss.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[...?]

...Sorry...?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

I know, maaaaan. I don't know why this stupid castle doesn't want me to screw anyone.

...It's not like I'm that contagious.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[......oh. Now she gets it.]

You were spreading diseases on purpose??

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

No, no.

I just didn't bother stopping them from spreading.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

That's just as bad!

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

No it's not. It makes me the better person.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be stopping them from spreading?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

But then I don't have any fun. Like now. It sucks ass.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

It might be the opposite of sucking ass, in this case.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Nah, I've sucked ass. You can't get knocked up by sucking ass. I tried.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[........long pause]

You...tried to get pregnant, by doing...that. [please let it be a misunderstanding]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, it's not]

Yeah, I wanted some moohlah.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Like child support payments? [please, please don't let this lady have any kids.]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Ewww, no. Maybe one day. I mean, I don't want to be the girl who's had seven abortions.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

...I thought you said you wanted money for getting knocked up.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so? You can get knocked up without meaning to get knocked up. Like that time in the ice.

[Sister's logic does not work with any other logic anywhere in the universe]

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

O-on the ice? [not quite sure if she wants to know]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

In the ice. I was under there for HOURS and came out pregnant. Cool, huh?

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[...facepalms at the pun]

That is...the very opposite of 'cool.'

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Why? It was like a miracle or some shit.