http://girly-laps.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-06-03 11:35 pm
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Thirteenth Shot

[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]

So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.
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[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I've sucked ass. You can't get knocked up by sucking ass. I tried.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[........long pause]

You...tried to get pregnant, by doing...that. [please let it be a misunderstanding]

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, it's not]

Yeah, I wanted some moohlah.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Like child support payments? [please, please don't let this lady have any kids.]

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ewww, no. Maybe one day. I mean, I don't want to be the girl who's had seven abortions.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...I thought you said you wanted money for getting knocked up.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so? You can get knocked up without meaning to get knocked up. Like that time in the ice.

[Sister's logic does not work with any other logic anywhere in the universe]

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
O-on the ice? [not quite sure if she wants to know]

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
In the ice. I was under there for HOURS and came out pregnant. Cool, huh?

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[...facepalms at the pun]

That is...the very opposite of 'cool.'

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? It was like a miracle or some shit.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...I guess the concept itself is something close to a miracle.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
They should so give you free stuff at bars if you've been in a miracle.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A church maybe. I don't think the guys at bars are into miracles.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But churches are boring. There's no BEER in churches.

...Well, there's probably beer in Church. But that's different.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
They've got wine.

...Church?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...They have? [Guess who'll be visiting the churches later? Oh yeah]

YEAH! He's my leader, except he really sucks at it and he's not here right now.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They should. Not sure how the churches around here work though.

If he sucks at it, he'd he become leader?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still gonna ask!

I don't know, I think I was supposed to replace some guuuy, but he did it first...and then weird stuff happened, and then I had a rave.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
...If they ask, I didn't tell you anything.

You had a party?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure, whatever.

EVERY NIGHT. WOOOP-WOOP!
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