http://machineish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] machineish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-05-09 08:08 pm

023 bullets fired

[Tres was doing his usual rounds outside the castle when he heard a muffled giggling behind him, turning to scan the vicinity he did something he had only ever done twice before in his existence.

He re-scanned data immediately, believing a complete malfunction.

The genetic code of this tiny girl matched both the Duchess Milan and the small trace DNA his own brain stem contained... the re-scan gave the same information.

It did not compute, was not possible, and yet there she was. The most logical explanation was a loss, a whim of the castle, although for what purpose Tres was as of yet unsure.

She pranced towards him, blonde curls bouncing and mismatched red and green eyes dancing happily with an emotion her father never showed. Until...

...she tripped on a rock and fell over, grazing her knee.

Without thought, Tres moved forwards and scooped her up, drawing and cocking his gun in 0.002 seconds to blast that rock out of existence.]


Threat terminated.

[Hey, if it shared any DNA with Caterina, nothing was hurting it. Not even a rock.]

[Filter: Duchess Milan] Duchess Milan, there is a situation which requires your attention in the Northern Courtyard. [/Filter]


[ooc: Open to see roboboy destroying those evil child-hurting rocks, and taking parental guardianship just a bit too far.]

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...... [definitely a toasterbaby]

You can really see the family resemblance.

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the Duchess know she's a mom yet?

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess that woman's not fazed by anything.

<3

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[kajskafk oh if only...]

She's pretty tough, that's for sure...

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
....Like a rabbit or something....

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
.....What? [KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT GENETICS, SO THIS IS V. V. STRANGE TO HIM]

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
How on earth did your kid wind up with rabbit in her??

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...for a second there I was really worried about what you guys do in your free time.

[identity profile] wiseassly.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You were the one that said she was part rabbit.