Wheaton College held its first dance 143 years after it opened

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[Crowley is sitting in the Deathmatch, his journal open beside him. As he dictates, he occasionally picks up a bar pretzel, idly throwing it into the air and making it vanish from existence, before repeating the process]

Are you lot really going to start worrying every time you see fog now? Oh no, look out everyone, it’s weather.

I’d better keep an eye out for any rainbows. They might kill us all.

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[Crowley wants to see a sane one that doesn't say he looks after orphans]

He was trying to warn them of disease by yelling a lot. They took it as aggression and, well, you know how people get.

[shotapope]

[Considering the options, most the sane ones are already here....]

Th-that's... that's so s-sad.... But, wh-why would they f-fear the fog because of that?

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[Crowley finds that depressing]

Because they're people. And people get jumpy over silly little things.

[shotapope]

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